There Used to Be a Famous Smothers Brothers Routine

…called:

“My Old Man’s a CottonPickin’FingerLicken’ChickenPlucker“.

This isn’t remotely the same.

Police Investigating U.K. Supermarket ‘Chicken Licker’

Police in the U.K. are investigating hidden camera footage that shows a supermarket worker licking fresh chickens before putting them back on store shelves.

Delicious, no?

Eggzactly. It’s best to keep abreast of the fowler elements of society, even if you have to wing it. If you only scratch the surface, we’re left with nothing but dumb clucks.

categories Uncategorized | | datetime September 16, 2009 10:34 pm

3 Responses to “There Used to Be a Famous Smothers Brothers Routine”

  1. nightfly says:
    September 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    Mmmm…. salmonellic!

  2. Gary from Jersey says:
    September 17, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    This just in: The Labour Government is giving the guy a raise and hauling the rest of the staff to court for hate crimes.

  3. tree hugging sister says:
    September 17, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    The chickens are in therapy.

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