“They Stole My Sister’s Heart…”
“…and my legs”
A Paralympian whose false legs were stolen days before his sister’s wedding has appealed to thieves to return them so he can walk her down the aisle.
Anthony Booth, 33, has been practising for four months to walk without sticks to give away his sister Angela at her wedding on Saturday.
His artificial legs and wheelchair were in his car, which was stolen from outside his Manchester home on 12 June.
Just what kind of response were you looking for with that one?
Bloody soju…
I dunno, bingbing — I’m stumped.
I admit with this kind of a post I’m limping into the weekend.
It’s times like this that I kind of hope Karma exists, and that she’s a right bitch. The guys who stole that man’s legs deserve to be kicked in the arses by them.
Yep, you don’t have a leg to stand on, Mr B, so just kick back this weekend.
Like I kneed to hear that, Rob.
Just keeping you on your toes
Making jokes like this really is a shin.
We’re both heels.
We are rather callous.
Well, I knew this effort was rather tacky but I didn’t want to take the legs out from under it.
In spite of the sour so-called jokes, you may want to know that He made it up the aisle
I am happy about that, Mike.
Ah, good for him. That was a very generous deed by Leeds.