This Is Just Whacked

He says the cops are just yanking his chain

Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana in New Jersey last November, but details of a police report are drawing the spotlight away from the pot.

NJ.com reports court documents reveal police were called to the scene in a Target parking lot because a woman alleged she saw Winslow masturbating in his vehicle. The woman told police she parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade in which Winslow was sitting with the window open.

5 Responses to “This Is Just Whacked”

1. Syd B. says:

   January 17, 2014 at 3:52 pm

   What a jerk.

2. Gunslinger says:

   January 17, 2014 at 7:48 pm

   That’s what happens when you try to pull a fast one in public.

3. JeffS says:

   January 17, 2014 at 10:06 pm

   Maybe that Caddy has a manual transmission?

   PS: This sort of posting will not get this site unblocked, Mr. B! 😀

4. Mr. Bingley says:

   January 18, 2014 at 8:39 am

   We won’t be silenced Jeff!

5. leelu says:

   January 18, 2014 at 12:40 pm

   As Vodkapundit would say,

   “You know you’re not supposed to do that, right?”