This Is Not A “Prank”

You do not throw water balloons at moving cars. People will die; possibly even you, you ass.

categories Morality | | datetime June 16, 2005 1:32 pm

9 Responses to “This Is Not A “Prank””

  1. tree hugging sister says:
    June 16, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    What kind of gruesome maroons are that kid’s family ~ I mean pictures of him on what might be his deathbed? When, however awful and underserved the outcome, it was precipitated by HIS actions. (To paraphrase Eddie Murphy ~ “You brought that shit on yourself, man!”)

  2. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 16, 2005 at 2:16 pm

    Yeah, that seemed a little…odd, the family providing those pictures. We’re supposed to have sympathy for the little shit?

  3. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 16, 2005 at 2:16 pm

    I’m almost tempted to put him in as an alternate for the DarwinAwards.

  4. Crusader says:
    June 16, 2005 at 3:02 pm

    I remember as a warped youth when one of the Maint Guys at Action Park threw a water balloon over the walking bridge that connected Water World with motor World, and it hit the ‘shield of a brand new MB. The driver stopped the car without hitting anything, but it was quite a nasty thing to have witnessed, and a sound I have not forgotten.

  5. Ken Summers says:
    June 16, 2005 at 3:35 pm

    I don’t wish injuries like that on the kid, but I am glad it was the ones throwing the water balloons who caught the damage.
    Daughter Number One totaled her pickup because some brats hit her and the car in front of her with water balloons (from the sidewalk). Fortunately, there were no injuries, and the brats’ parents were responsible types who covered the damage costs.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 16, 2005 at 3:45 pm

    Oh Ken, how awful! I’m glad everyone was ok…and I’m glad for the kid’s sake that you weren’t in the truck with her.

  7. Lisa says:
    June 16, 2005 at 4:06 pm

    http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0605/232592.html
    Lovely news story from my fair city.

  8. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 16, 2005 at 4:07 pm

    Oh ick Lisa.

  9. Ken Summers says:
    June 16, 2005 at 4:11 pm

    [Putting on geezer hat] WTF is it with kids these days? The worst thing we ever even thought of doing was taking a leak off an overpass.
    And yeah, B, it’s a good thing I wasn’t in the truck.

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