Thoughts From The First Round Of The Masters

1) Rich Beem is not as fat in real life as he appears on tv.
2) Craig Stadler is fatter.
3) If Craig Parry were any fatter Luke Skywalker would be leading a squadron of X-Wings to blow him up.

3 Responses to “Thoughts From The First Round Of The Masters”

1. David Gillies says:

   April 12, 2005 at 1:19 pm

   I am unabashedly stealing that Luke Skywalker line, Mr. B.

2. tree hugging sister says:

   April 12, 2005 at 4:04 pm

   Put down Bingley’s line immediately, or we tie a cheeseburger to your leg and whistle ‘Here Parry, Parry, Parry‘!!

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   April 12, 2005 at 6:06 pm

   NO ths! It can’t have come to that!