To The Good People Who Keep Searching For “LOTR”

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but all the linking must have nuked the bandwidth of the folks who were hosting them. If we can find them again I’ll host them and put them back up.

categories Public Service Announcement | | datetime April 18, 2005 8:43 pm

5 Responses to “To The Good People Who Keep Searching For “LOTR””

  1. Mr Righty says:
    April 18, 2005 at 9:24 pm

    I’m responsible for the success of the LOTR films, you know. I had pneumatic injection devices installed in all the seats of all the cinemas in the world. Everyone who sat down got multiple endorphin injections.
    Rumours that I did it so that Liv Tyler would sleep with me are grossly exaggerated far beyond the basic truth of the allegation.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:
    April 18, 2005 at 9:37 pm

    You fiend!

  3. Mr. Bingley says:
    April 18, 2005 at 9:38 pm

    I suppose I should just nuke the post that everyone is linking to.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:
    April 18, 2005 at 9:58 pm

    I had pneumatic injection devices installed in all the seats of all the cinemas in the world.
    I remember when “Midway” came out in Sensurround™; did you know Larry Csonka was in it? Maybe he was thinking about his movie career when he should have been thinking about the handoff from Pisarcik…

  5. Nightfly says:
    April 19, 2005 at 1:43 pm

    “Hello, these are Boromir’s lawyers. Your ‘invisible phone’ and ‘hobbit catapult’ movies are defamatory to our client, and we hereby serve you with an injuction to cease and desist.
    “PS – the hobbit lawyers have filed a brief as well.
    “PPS – any jokes about ‘BRIEF’ and ‘HOBBIT’ are also actionable.”

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