Today’s “Gotcha!” Moment
…courtesy of the Mirror.
…Two boozed-up yobs who picked on a pair of drag queens got a shock when the men turned out to be cagefighters out on a fancy dress stag night.
…One of the cagefighters then bent over the pair and picked up his handbag before calmly walking away.
Bingley will shortly be investigating this notion of “fancy dress stag night” as a fundraising event for his gubernatorial campaign.
HAHA!
Wouldn’t Bingley be wearing a kilt instead of a dress?
“Sorry, sir, but we had a report of a really ugly woman in the park strangling a cat.”
No, because your purse is on your belt when you wear a kilt.
ai don’t care if Mr. B shaves everything, including the cat. He’s never gonna make to Project Runway drinking vin du box.
Designer colostomy bags, now maybe he’s got a shot.
I’m curious, Gary, but not enough to ask “in what FASHION”.
Nah.
Fall, of course. A plaid colostomy bag over a kilt would be just fierce.
“the men turned out to be cagefighters out on a fancy dress stag night”
HA! Gives a person hope for the world, it does.