We’re Not Talking Pugs in Pearls

…or a ripe peach at a fruit stand.

HEIRESS PICKS OUT ASIAN BABY
CASEY Johnson, the 26-year-old Band-Aid heiress who has everything money can buy, is planning to adopt a baby girl from Kazakhstan.
The 5-foot-2 blonde told September’s Vanityy in her Beverly Hills house. “I got a crib, and a changing table, and I got a car seat, and a stroller,” she said, and an item she couldn’t resist: “The cutest leopard baby bikini. Oh my gosh. She is going to be dressed to kill.”

Yup. Short of an Easy-Bake Oven, that about covers everything you need to play the ‘Mommy Game’.

6 Responses to “We’re Not Talking Pugs in Pearls”

1. Gunslinger says:

   July 31, 2006 at 4:50 pm

   So, any chance of someone actually RAISING and NURTURING this child while Idiot girl is parading her around like a new Malibu Barbie?

2. Nightfly says:

   July 31, 2006 at 5:03 pm

   Why, her good friend Paris, of course!

3. Susanna says:

   July 31, 2006 at 5:22 pm

   OMG! You need a changing table?! What’s that for? Doesn’t the nanny change the baby? How does a table change a baby?
   So… confused…
   Need… Xanax…

4. tree hugging sister says:

   July 31, 2006 at 5:28 pm

   No where does she mention diapers, so that MUST be why they call it a ‘changing table’.

5. Susanna says:

   July 31, 2006 at 5:51 pm

   But Auntie Libet, I want an Oompa Loompa nowwwwwwwwww!
   Am thinking now that Paris Hilton with her dressed-up chihuahua is perhaps not such a bad thing after all, if it delays, well, this, or actual procreation in situ. Which might be worse, considering the wicked amounts of drugs and booze consumed by that crowd…

6. KG says:

   July 31, 2006 at 7:29 pm

   She’s a Johnson & Johnson Heiress, I’m thinking she’ll have all the diapers that she needs.
   As for this whole “heiress” fascination thing we’ve developed as a society, is it too much to ask that we find one who isn’t a bimbo?