What Happens When Ken Goes Out For A Stroll

Proof that his exercise is bad for our health

MANCHESTER — – Drivers along I-291 had quite a sight Saturday, as a man wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig sauntered along the side of the highway.
Police said they received several calls about the man, which prompted an hour-long search. Police said they found the man, fully clothed and collecting cans behind a business on Batson Drive in Manchester. Police said they found a wig and fake breasts in the man’s car.

The Horror…

categories Fun | | datetime June 30, 2008 1:05 pm

7 Responses to “What Happens When Ken Goes Out For A Stroll”

  1. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:
    June 30, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    I would never wear a thong. I’d go commando.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:
    June 30, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    And fake breasts? C’mon, I’m sure that Ken has manboobs.

  3. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:
    June 30, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Nah, too skinny for manboobs. No butt either. I’d make a pretty miserable transvestite.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 30, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    You’d make a transvestite miserable? Wha???

  5. Kate P says:
    June 30, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    America’s Next Top Model is never going to discover you that way, dude.
    (BTW it cracks me up that the story was reported out of MAN-CHESTER.)

  6. tree hugging sister says:
    June 30, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    (That’s still better than Bangkok, Kate…)

  7. Kate P says:
    July 1, 2008 at 10:50 am

    You got me there, THS!!!

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