Where America Spanks

Where will I get those stocking-stuffers now?

Think of Sears, and chances are Craftsman tools and sturdy children’s clothing will come to mind. “Fifty Shades of Grey,” probably not so much.

But the venerable retail chain had been offering bondage accessories on its website via a third-party vendor, ranging from a “leather adjustable harness” ($34.39) to a “leather collar with O ring” ($19.99).

And now they’ve yanked them from the site.

3 Responses to “Where America Spanks”

1. aelfheld says:

   August 13, 2013 at 3:49 pm

   Did they come with a lifetime warranty?

2. Dr Alice says:

   August 13, 2013 at 7:51 pm

   “The Softer Side of Sears”… eh, not so much.

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   August 14, 2013 at 6:14 am

   DANG IT Alice, I just knew there was a Sears ad phrase out there I was missing!