Why does Bush like Tootsie rolls? And what this tells us about how Evul he is

This kind of crap shows how low and desperate the MSM has become. Sadly, this sort of phsycobabble rumor mongering is all too common these days.
The fact that Bush is able to read a Hamilton biography, the Bible and a racy novel and enjoy all of them means that, well, he’s just like me. When the writer says things like
Bush, who was the hard-drinking, hard-partying president of the jock fraternity at Yale, Delta Kappa Epsilon, is also the father of two partying twins
you know you’re in political slanderslam land.
Absolutely disgusting.

13 Responses to “Why does Bush like Tootsie rolls? And what this tells us about how Evul he is”

  1. Emily says:

    Oh My GOD! His daughters partied when they were 19 year-olds in college? What kind of people are these?
    The thing is, if they were all straight-edged, alcohol and fun-free people, they’d be faulted for being dull.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    but now they’re hypocrites! they read the bible! and they DRINK! let’s forget for a minute that jesus brought the wine for the wedding in cannae…

  3. Ken Summers says:

    I seem to remember a southern bible thumper who banned hard liquor from the White House, till Reagan brought it back.

  4. Ken Summers says:

    That’s odd. This blog is already several days old and not one person has yet mentioned that Emily is not a pervert.

  5. Dave J says:

    Hmmmm, I never before realized that the legendary perversion thread started on my birthday. Thanks, folks! 😉

  6. Ken Summers says:

    You’re welcome, Dave!
    But of course, we all know that I most certainly won on perversion alone, as astutely and impartially pointed out by MTT. Emily only got extra points because she has boobies.

  7. Emily says:

    Hey, don’t think I ain’t willing to use these puppies to get me as far as they can take me.

  8. The Real JeffS says:

    Be glad you’re not President, Mr. Bingley. The name of this web site alone would get you hung in effigy among the more conservative members of the left. If there are any, that is.

  9. Ken Summers says:

    I have NEVER thought that, Emily.

  10. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’m sure there’s lots of folks who are glad I’m not President.
    “effigy”…is that a city in persia? 😉

  11. The Real JeffS says:

    I think effigy is somewhere in a blue state….

  12. Tom Petty says:

    I don’t want to live like an effigy.

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