Something Old

…still giving up somehing new.

Archaeologists conducting the first dig at Stonehenge in decades say they have broken through to areas that could reveal the ancient English monument’s original purpose.
…The team’s archaeologists told the BBC that they uncovered a host of artifacts as they peeled back the layers of their 8.2-by-11.5-foot (2.5-by-3.5-meter) trench, including Roman ceramics, ancient stone hammers and a pottery

fragment from England’s Neolithic Beaker culture.

WHOA! Bet they never saw THAT coming…

Bring ‘Em On!

Via Rachel Lucas and Andrea Harris, and as a gentleman I’m willing to help out both of them fine ladies who seem to need it in this particular instance
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Maybe I should offer to substitute teach at the local elementary school? Looks like I can handle a full class of the little bastards darlings…

With Friends Like US

who needs enemies? Let’s just jones the one South American country we get along with so Dems can suck-up to labor unions.

The Democratic Party’s protectionist make-over was completed yesterday, when Nancy Pelosi decided to kill the Colombia free trade agreement. Her objections had nothing to do with the evidence and everything to do with politics, but this was an act of particular bad faith. It will damage the economic and security interests of the U.S. while trashing our best ally in Latin America.
…Democrats say it would have failed anyway, but at least a vote during the next three months would have forced them to show the courage of their protectionist convictions. Instead, they chose to shelve the bill in an election year while paying off organized labor and other antitrade yahoos. The gambit is especially humiliating for Ways and Means Chairman Charlie Rangel, a free-trader who has been trying to strike a deal with the Administration but keeps getting rolled by Ms. Pelosi.

Sucks when that excrement rolls your way, eh Mr. Rangel?

And There Have Been Years

…In a recent interview, Reid said that he’s “not going to be part of dumping” Byrd because

“there are many days his mind is perfect.”


where it hasn’t been.

Who Was It That Said Cheaters

only hurt themselves?

Marion Jones’ teammates stripped of medals
Disgraced sprinter’s relay teams won 1,600, were 3rd in 400 in 2000 Games
Marion Jones’ former relay teammates paid the price Thursday for her doping offenses, losing their medals from the 2000 Sydney Olympics.
…IOC legal adviser Francois Carrard, who assisted the disciplinary panel investigating the case, said the U.S. Olympic Committee has been ordered to return the medals.

Bitch. First her angry denials and then to sit there sniveling when FORCED to ‘fess up, while still trying to play ‘the victim’:

Her admission in court Friday differed from what she relayed to family and friends in a letter she sent in advance of the hearing, in which she said she used the clear in 1999 and 2000. The Post obtained a copy of the letter.
“In 1999, my track coach Trevor Graham provided me with some nutritional supplements,” Jones said, according to the letter. “There is one in particular that he called ‘flaxseed oil.’ He advised me to take this supplement by placing a few drops under my tongue and then swallow. . . . I trusted him and never thought for one second that he would jeopardize my career, nor his own. . . . He supplied me this for the 1999 and 2000 seasons.”

Makes me sick. I think steroids in base-ah-bah-roo might be treated differently if users tainted their teams’ records, don’t you? Give back a league pennant or two and watch what happens. And really…why is baseball ~ where the “team’s” record is entirely dependent on individual performance ~ a sport where a miscreant’s exposure for cheating doesn’t f*ck over the rest of the team?

This Is Precisely How We Got BeauBeau

…and why the rescue driver was crying when she handed him over to us, after the long relay from Lake Charles, LA.

‘Big black dog syndrome’ leaves them homeless

She said, “Oh, thank you for taking a big one!” I told her that’s what we’d wanted from the beginning and why…? “Because no one wants the big ones, especially the black ones. We’ve got five they’re going to put down this week and we can’t save them.”

I wouldn’t have him any other way. And if I could take them all, I would.
Breaks my heart, because there’s no better friend.

We’re American Airlines

…Doing what we do best

(CNN) — American Airlines canceled more than 900 flights Thursday as it continues to perform safety inspections on certain jets.
American Airlines entered its third day of cancellations on Thursday.
It’s the third consecutive day of cancellations for American Airlines, which has apologized to customers and offered to make amends with refunds, vouchers, and compensation for overnight stays.
American also canceled several hundred flights for the same reason about two weeks ago.
Roger Frizzell, an airline spokesman, said the inspections involve technical compliance as opposed to flight safety.

I’ve never been a big fan of the DC-9 family, and when a spokesman says something weaselly like that my spider senses start to tingle even more.
It seems this “technical compliance” issue has to do with FAA directives on how electrical wires that direct the aircraft control systems are bundled as they go through the front wheel well into the cockpit. Evidently if this is done incorrectly the motion of the nose landing gear can cause damage to the wires which could effectively turn the plane into a very large aluminum brick.
The effect of this on ‘flight safety’ seems unclear according to Mr. Frizzell.

Let Me Refresh My Memory

“…was whisked to a secret location shortly after its pre-dawn arrival in San Francisco on Tuesday.

We ARE talking the torch, NOT Dick Cheney, right?
I was worried for a moment…

Dhimmi Carter

…(or is that just “dim”) is going to Syria to chat up Hamas. Since they’re so touchy about garments over there, I asked our favoritest super EE-ville Photo-shopper genius to help me with a Pelosi primer for the former Prez.

I think he surpassed even his loftiest efforts, don’t you?
Thank you, Mr. Summers.

Michael Yon ~ Coming Soon

…to a bookshelf near you! (Or it SHOULD be.)

Pre-order it here.

“Some People Are Meant to Be 911”

And some people are meant to call 911.”

“We’re In the Wild WILD West”

MARINES FACE LAST INSURGENT STRONGHOLD IN IRAQ’S ANBAR PROVINCE
…The local police station here bears fresh scars from rocket attacks, young men still hide grenades in the streets, and civic leaders continue to be targeted by hit squads.
The marines are now in a scramble to oust insurgents tied to Al Qaeda in Iraq. The mission’s priority was underscored by a recent visit to the outpost by Maj. Gen. John Kelly, commander of all multinational forces in western Iraq. General Kelly and his staff traveled by heavily armored convoy to Rutbah to meet with city leaders in hopes of understanding why the insurgency hasn’t yet fizzled.
…The mayor of this town of 50,000, who goes by the name Qasim, fingered the gold watch hanging from his wrist, offered a pained smile and says, “The economy? We don’t have one.”
…Qasim knows that many Americans want even more troops to leave Iraq. He urged the general to tell his leaders in Washington that the troops should stay.

“Withdrawal right now means handing Iraq to Iran. This will fulfill the dreams of the Iranians for an empire”…

I’m assuming the Presidential candidates listening and lecturing Gen. Petreus won’t be asking for Qasim’s subject matter expert opinion.

Not Good News For Diabetics

It seems there may be an increased risk of lung cancer with inhaled insulin

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Pfizer Inc and Nektar Therapeutics said on Wednesday clinical trials of the inhaled insulin Exubera found increased cases of lung cancer, leading Nektar to end talks with potential partners to market the product.
Nektar shares tumbled 24 percent in early trading, while shares of MannKind Corp , which has been developing its own inhaled insulin, plummeted more than 56 percent. Pfizer was little changed at $21.00.
Over the course of the clinical trials, Pfizer said six of the 4,740 Exubera-treated patients versus one of the 4,292 patients not treated with Exubera developed lung cancer. One lung cancer case was also found after Exubera reached the market.

The emphasis here is on the may, as

The warning states all patients who developed lung cancer had a prior history of cigarette smoking, and that there were too few cases to determine whether the development of lung cancer is related to Exubera use.

But it’s still not good news for folks who were hoping to get rid of those needles.

Can Someone Explain To Me…

Why I’m supposed to care about the Olympic Torch? The demonstrations in Paris, London and now I assume today in San Francisco are an embarrassment to all involved, and a damned expensive one to boot.
If you really want to affect Chinese policy stop buying all their crap and cut off their funds.

Remains of the Day

… The investigation began with a tip about an amateur historian who had displayed the mummified remains of a black soldier, draped in a Civil War-era uniform, in his house.


There’s stiff competition in grave-robbing circles.

There Are Times When “Thank You”

seems such a small thing to say, in comparison to why you’re saying it. Words fail.

Navy Blue, through and through.
Thank you.

“Drawing Upon Considerable Technical Skills…

…[aeronautical engineers] decided to combine these features into one death-filled, high-flying hayride called the V-22 Osprey. (The proposed name, the V-22 OhJesusIdon’twanttodietellmywifeIloveher! didn’t panel well.)”

Genius.

– A V-22 Osprey completes a fully-automated landing via its advanced autopilot system.

…Numerous technical advances were made during the Osprey project. The Marine Corps decided to adopt the Navy tradition of going down with a stricken ship and fitted the Osprey with fly-by-wire systems. This guaranteed that, should the electronics or even the vanity mirror light fail during flight, everybody dies with the plane. The Osprey was originally planned to be a “glass cockpit” aircraft, where all the reliable gauges and indicator lights are removed in favor of scads of LCD monitors capable of simultaneously displaying the Blue Screen of Death. A V-22 variant, the MV-22B, built in partnership with Nintendo, retains the glass cockpit layout and adds three milnet-linked Nintendo Wii gaming consoles.

Gorebal Warmening! It’s Everywhere!

As noted below yesterday saw snow showers in London.
And 3 inches of snow in other parts of Southern England.
And our good friend Dave E. points out to us that parts of northern Minnesota got 2 feet of snow yesterday, as well.
A “coincidence”? Some “climate change” schmaybe?
Or just the first indications of some Goreacleian plot of Gaian proportions that will culminate at that Carbon Offsetathon to end all Offsetathons to be held this August in Denver?

What Kind of SICK MoFo Would Use Something THIS Disturbing

…for his Easter post?!?!?!?!

You knew all along, didn’t cha?

In 1988, Who’d Ever Heard of Fred Phelps?


Apparently somebody had. They even thought enough of Phelps to eagerly attended a fundraiser held at the Phelps home.
Talk about a ‘preacher problem’.

Is The Goreacle In London?

I assume so since it’s April 7th and they’re having snow showers.

Take Your Stinking Hands Off Of Me You Damn Dirty Ape!

RIP

Charlton Heston
If you have an hour, scroll down and look at this phenomenal career. My god. Or, as he would say…
Oh…My….Gaaaaahd!
His cameo in Wayne’s World 2 still makes me cry with laughter even just thinking about it.

Luscious Breasts

Ken tagged me a week ago with a food meme that Brian had tagged him with. The rules are quite simple:

“The basic requirements were that the food be “peasant” food (or the American equivalent), that it be delicious, simple, cheap to make, and not too healthy.”

An additional requirement that made was, as shown by Brian’s “Spud Stud” and Ken’s “Wavy Gravy,” that the name rhyme. Here is my humble entry which I believe fulfills these demanding criteria.
“Luscious Breasts”

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Oh Suzette…

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Sometimes Great Minds Think Alike

I’m just sayin’.

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