“I ‘Essentially’ Wrote Something But I Didn’t Read It”

The arrogance of Our Betters in Congress continues to astound. It shouldn’t, I suppose, but it does

Judy Matott asked Baucus if he would work to improve Libby’s image, and then asked him and Sebelius, “if either of you read the health care bill before it was passed and if not, that is the most despicable, irresponsible thing.”

Baucus replied that if Libby residents assembled an economic development plan, he would do what he could to help, and he took credit for “essentially” writing the health care bill that passed the Senate.

“I don’t think you want me to waste my time to read every page of the health care bill. You know why? It’s statutory language,” Baucus said. “We hire experts.”

We must clean House.

(i think I fixed the link Skyler – thanks for the heads up)

What Kind Of People…

…stage gas attacks against schools filled with girls

Kabul, Afghanistan (CNN) — Dozens of schoolgirls and teachers were sickened Wednesday by poison gas in Afghanistan, medical and government officials said.

The latest incident, this one at a high school, is the ninth such case involving the poisoning of schoolgirls, said Asif Nang, spokesman for the nation’s education ministry.

I’m sure safe secure Western Feminists will stage huge protests against this type of behavior.

FAR < Expected

Durable Goods Orders Rose Far Less Than Expected

New orders for long-lasting U.S. manufactured goods rose far less than expected in July and, excluding transportation equipment, posted their largest decline in 1-1/2 years, according to a government report on Wednesday that pointed to a slowdown in manufacturing.

Oops.

UPDATE: I think the word for new home sales is TANK:

Home Sales Fall 12.4% to 276,000, Short of Estimates that Called for Sales to Rise to 333,000 (story developing)

CNBC is using the “unexpected” word, as in , “We were expecting things to start firming up, perhaps even a 2% bump. Coming in waaay below expectations…a 12.4% drop is UNEXPECTED and bad news.”

Another Day…

Another large pile of murdered people found in Mexico

(CNN) — The Mexican Navy discovered 72 dead bodies on a ranch Tuesday in the northeastern state of Tamaulipas, Mexico, a statement released by the agency said.

The bodies, 58 of which were men and 14 women, were found above ground in a section of a ranch about 14 miles (22 km) away from the town of San Fernando. The Navy called it one of the largest discoveries of dead bodies in Mexico’s 4 year-old war on organized crime.

No reason to secure the border, nothing to see here, move along.

Why are you Arizona folks such haters?

Let’s Hope This Holds Up

No tears if Murkowski goes

U.S. Senate – GOP Primary
Precincts J. Miller L. Murkowski (i)
369/438 45,188 42,633
51% 49%

Meh, the formatting stinks but you get the point.

It will be a great slap to both the incumbents and the MSM if this holds up.

a tasty, deee-lish slap.

Journey To The Center Of The Earth Update

It really sounds like these guys were well trained and kept their wits

COPIAPO, Chile – Their self-imposed rations were meager: Two spoonfuls of tuna, a sip of milk, a bite of cracker and a morsel of peach every other day.

That iron discipline kept 33 miners trapped a half-mile underground alive for 17 days on just two days’ worth of emergency rations. And the same strength may be needed while they wait for rescuers to dig a tunnel wide enough to get them out — an operation that Chilean officials say may take until Christmas.

I still can’t grapple with what these guys are facing for the next few months. They’re much better men than I, Gunga Din.

I was very glad to read this

The miners can still reach many chambers and access ramps in the lower reaches of the mine, and have used a separate area some distance from their reinforced emergency refuge as their bathroom.

I’m sure Sheryl Crow has some tips for them in that department…

UNEXPECTED(!) Employment News Again

But, somehow, I don’t think you’ll see grinnin’ Joe Biden down here for a ribbon cutting

BELDEN, Miss. — Toyota began taking applications Monday for 1,350 production and maintenance workers at its Blue Springs, Miss., plant that had been stalled while the Japanese automaker waited for the worldwide recession to end.

Gov. Haley Barbour and Toyota officials made the announcement at Itawamba Community College

They’ve worked too hard to take Toyota out. (UPDATE: Although somebody’s got the right idea…)

More Pah

Ah Suzette, Suzette…always taunting me into treating my family like lab rabbits showing my family how much I love them. “Looks like someone will be baking” indeed.

Th only thing to be decided was what.

Since Poor Laura couldn’t go to California to escape the warrant heat I thought I would do my part to cheer her up…by baking a Circus Peanut Key Lime Pah. I’m big this way.

What could be easier or more festive? You simply mix the yolks of three salmonella delivery devices with half a cup of Key Lime juice and a 14 oz can of sweetened constipated milk

Schplop it into Mr. Keebler

Now there’s something missing…ah yes!

Damn, I am an artiste!

Now into the oven at 350 for 20 minutes or so…

Huh, interesting. I was sort of hoping for some meltage action from the peanuts, much like marshmallows do when set atop of sweet potatoes. I guess the extra chemical goodness in the Circus Peanuts makes them go more the meringue route…

You know, the flavor combination actually works (well, it did for Daughter and moi; my Bride was somewhat less enthused), although the Peanuts were a tad difficult to eat as they were sort of crusty on the outside and a little chewy in the middle; the banana-esque flavor of the Peanut pairs nicely with the tart lime.

Daughter suggested that next time we pulverize the Peanuts in the food processor and mix the bits in with the pah filling; I like her thinking.

HoLy Sheet

This kid is somehow still alive

I think no one under the age of 25 should be allowed to drive anything faster than a lawn mower.

Fellure said they are still investigating the crash trying to determine the driver’s speed and why he was passing cars on the berm.

I’m thinking the answer to that second question is something like “because he is a stupid asshole” but maybe that’s just me.

Oh my god. That crash is insane.

Ah! The Harvest Is Complete!

I’ve enough food to feed my family for

hell, 20 or 30 seconds easily.

Sunday Lush

Whoops dang nabbit “Lunch” I mean

Pine Ridge Chenin Blanc – Viognier and some nice sharp white cheddar.

For around $10 bucks this is a really tasty wine: soft fruit and a semi-lush (there’s that word again) mouth-feel that’s not at all oaky or overly sweet or fruity.

The AGW Kool Aid Statement of…Oh, I Don’t Know…How ‘Bout “ALL of ENTIRE WRITTEN HISTORY!!!”

Take that, DOUBTERS!

Commentary

The period January – July was the warmest such 7-month period in the planet’s history,

and temperatures over Earth’s land regions were at record highs in May, June, and July, according to the National Climatic Data Center. It is not a surprise that many all-time extreme heat records are being shattered when the planet as a whole is so warm. Global warming “loads the dice” to favor extreme heat events unprecedented in recorded history. In fact, it may be more appropriate to say that global warming adds more spots on the dice–it used to be possible to roll no higher than double sixes, and now it is possible to roll a thirteen.

REALLY? I mean, you know fer sure? In the forever and ever, way back when, whole, whole, WHOLE HISTORY of the EARTH…not ONCE was it ever HOTTER than it was this summer?

Man. Our goose is cooked.

You’d Think That If Your Brain Was Really ~ As Advertized ~ “All That Smart

…it MIGHT just check in with your outstretched hand before it engaged your big mouth.

Connecticut Senate Candidate Forced to Explain PAC Donations

HARTFORD, Conn. — Richard Blumenthal’s words are haunting him again.

Already forced to apologize for saying he had served “in” Vietnam in the Marine Reserve rather than stateside, the state attorney general’s campaign for U.S. Senate is now being challenged to explain his assertion that he had “never taken PAC money” and has “rejected all special interest money.”

Federal records show that he has accepted $480,000 in political action committee money since he made that claim in January. Moreover, his Republican opponent, former World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Linda McMahon, points to nearly $17,000 Blumenthal received as a state legislative candidate in the 1980s — a figure Blumenthal’s campaign does not dispute.

Blumenthal’s campaign insists he did not lie — as McMahon says — when he said in an interview on MSNBC the day after he announced he was running for the seat of retiring Sen. Chris Dodd that he had never taken PAC money.

His campaign says he was referring only to his 20 years as attorney general.

Specifics, schemifics.

“I only took this much, which, of course, means, ‘NONE’. Which is, incidentally, how high the Mekong River in Vietnam is at flood stage. Or so I’ve heard, since I actually wasn’t IN there,” explains Connecticut State Attorney General Richard Blumenthal.

The Ground Zero Mosque

I’ve avoided saying anything on this because, well, there’s been just too much screaming and stupidity and dishonesty. Yes I was here in Lower Manhattan on September 11th, yes I had several friends murdered, yes I walked through ash, all that, so I think that I’m a little closer to the issues (for better or worse) at hand than many of the folks commenting around the country.

And then I read something like this

WASHINGTON—A leader of a planned Muslim community center near Manhattan’s Ground Zero compared opposition to the project to the persecution of Jews, in comments that could add to the controversy over the center’s proposed site.

“We are deeply concerned, because this is like a metastasized antisemitism,” said Daisy Khan, who is spearheading the project with her husband, Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf. “It’s beyond Islamophobia. It’s hate of Muslims.”

Kiss my ass, Daisy.

Can we be honest, please?

This mosque is nothing more than a giant “Fuck You” to America.

And you know what? They have a right to say that…as we have a right to call them on it. Freedom, glorious sweet Freedom, goes both ways my friends. If they own the property they can pretty much build what they want on it as far as I’m concerned. And I fully support Gutfeld’s bar next door. Welcome to America, folks.

This was always my choice for the new WTC

And I want the names of the 19 hijackers to be immortalized, too:

I want each name to be inscribed on a separate urinal in the memorial.

I Just Can Not Imagine The Horror

I mean, seriously. You’re a miner. There’s a cave-in. You and 32 of your co-workers survive. You communicate with folks topside, and they say “Great! we’re going to rescue you”…in four months

COPIAPO, Chile – For 33 men found alive after 17 days trapped deep in a copper and gold mine, the toughest challenge now may be preserving their sanity during the months it may take to carve a tunnel big enough for them to get out.

Chileans were euphoric Sunday after a narrow drill broke through 2,257 feet (688 meters) of solid rock to reach an emergency refuge where the miners had gathered. The trapped men quickly tied two notes to the end of a probe that rescuers pulled to the surface, announcing in big red letters: “All 33 of us are fine in the shelter.”

It really is amazing.

But then there’s this

But rescuers said it could take as long as four months — until around Christmas — to carve a second shaft some 27 inches (68 centimeters) in diameter, wide enough for the miners to be pulled up one by one.

Pulled up one-by-one through that tiny opening…pulled up over 2,200 feet.

Oh my god.

Dear Philadelphia

Get stuffed

For the past three years, Marilyn Bess has operated MS Philly Organic, a small, low-traffic blog that features occasional posts about green living, out of her Manayunk home. Between her blog and infrequent contributions to ehow.com, over the last few years she says she’s made about $50. To Bess, her website is a hobby. To the city of Philadelphia, it’s a potential moneymaker, and the city wants its cut.

In May, the city sent Bess a letter demanding that she pay $300, the price of a business privilege license.

“The real kick in the pants is that I don’t even have a full-time job, so for the city to tell me to pony up $300 for a business privilege license, pay wage tax, business privilege tax, net profits tax on a handful of money is outrageous,” Bess says.

It seems to me there are clear Constitutional issues here in addition to the usual “how rapacious for our money is our government” bit, as well.

Philly needs to clean house in November.

(h/t Washington Examiner)

Scene On The Streets Of New York

Speaking of the meeting of East and West, I saw the oddest thing whilst waiting for the bus home today. This picture does not do it justice, unfortunately. As we were standing there on a warm Augustinian day, what should walk towards us but a young lady wearing what looked like a hajib…and a bikini top and shorts

The other folks on line and myself stood there in stunned silence for a minute, and then we all laughed. Only in America, indeed.

Luckily there weren’t any Taliban with stones in the area; otherwise they might have had a little “chat” with her about modesty…

Angry Momma Eats Senator Alive


Via my old Marine Corps squadron mate, Dan Gordon , who just happens to be running for the State Legislature in Rhode Island ~ go DAN!

Walk This Way

On second thought, don’t

TORONTO (Hollywood Reporter) – Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler may be “American Idol”-bound, but he’s taken another tumble on stage — this time in Toronto.

Aerosmith was performing at Toronto’s Air Canada Center on Tuesday when, according to media reports, guitarist Joe Perry backed into Tyler as they played “Love in an Elevator,” which sent the frontman off the catwalk and into the crowd.

So When I Go Trick or Treating at Crab Apple Lane

…the natives will envy moi, thanks to my BFF in the whole wide world, Kcruella.

See it and weep, Rob.

See it and weep.

The Dog Thinks You’re a Genius, Too, BUT

…now he’s gotta pee, okay?

I’m Thinking, After Getting My Saks 5th Ave. Email, There Could Be Another Reason

…for lackluster retail sales.

How ’bout, schmaybe, some of de sh*t just…fugly?

WAS $719 but can NOW be YOURS for $214.49, in a lovely assortment of colors, like…WHITE!

Mr. Summers, your dancing shoes are ready.

Unexpected!

Once again the numbers disappoint

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Stock index futures rose on Thursday as investors awaited weekly jobless claims data and earnings from technology giants Hewlett-Packard Co and Dell Inc for signs of improvement in the tepid economic recovery.

At 8:30 a.m. EDT, the Labor Department will report first-time claims for jobless benefits for the week ended August 14. Economists in a Reuters survey forecast 476,000 new filings, compared with 484,000 in the prior week.

The actual initial claims number climbed to 500,000.

WASHINGTON (AP) — New applications for unemployment insurance reached the half-million mark last week for the first time since November, a sign that employers are cutting jobs again as the recovery slows.

The Labor Department says initial claims for jobless benefits rose by 12,000 last week to 500,000, the fourth increase in the past five weeks. Wall Street economists forecast that claims would drop.

Unexpectedly, of course.

When will they admit that this Keynesian experiment has been a complete and utter failure?

East Meets West In A Late Summer Dance Of Nuance

As anyone who knows me will vouch, I am all about building bridges; creating culinary fusions of the very best that the Oriental and Occidental cultures have to offer for the adventuresome palate in the hope that in some small way I can foster understanding and greater felicity in this sometimes raucous storm tossed fragile little spinning ball of tectonic vibrancy we inhabit.

It is in that spirit of giving for my fellow Man, that ineffable yearning to reach out so that others may yet see and rise above their enervated existences, to help those who desperately yearn in the depths of their very souls to find some spark, some way to cast off the soul-quenching ennui that is 21st Century life, that I humbly present to You, Dear Reader, tonight’s blending of the Exotic Mysteries of the East with the Refined yet Down Home Earnestness of the Heartland

washed down with an appropriately themed beverage

now there’s a pleasing presentation

The Saddest Sentence of the Day

…because it’s so true.

…Without at least one GOP house,who’s he gonna blame for the next two years of gridlock and run against in 2012?

“Who’s he gonna blame?”, ’cause God knows Sir Whinesalot can’t go two shakes without blaming someone.

I’ve got to get Bingley to add a ‘Makes Ya Barf’ category.

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