Energy-Terrorists: Did Anyone Hear About This?

‘Specially you East Coast types?

8/14/2012 12:39 PM

Bomb squad detonates pipe bomb found near pipeline

The Allegheny County Bomb Squad detonated a live pipe bomb found Monday afternoon near a pipeline under construction off Rural Valley Road, Buffalo Township.
State police said Charles Nicholson of Bridgeville, a gas well driller, found the device about 1 p.m. partially buried near the line. Nicholson had been cleaning the work site.

“And They’ve Been Kind of Limp Ever Since”

Happy Birthday, Julia Childs.

Obama Ate a Dog on a Hot Tin Roof

The new and improved Mitt just might.

**snicker**

Guiliani Says Biden Didn’t Just Fall OFF the Cabbage Truck…

He IS a cabbage.

Thank God it’s out in the open now.

Bingley’s Rib

So the Day of The Remembrance of Our Betrothal fell on this past Sunday and I found myself still on Saturday in somewhat of a quandary as to what sort of caloric sustenance would be most fitting to mark the auspicious occasion with proper solemnity.

Wandering as I am wont to do through the cornucopious aisles of Costco I heard this package calling out, nay yearning aloud in its desire to grace our plates

Boneless short ribs! Something I’d never attempted before! Being completely clueless about how exactly one would shortly ribify I trolled about AlGore’s Interwebs and ended up where I most often do, at the Simply Wonderful site Simply Recipes, which is more or less what I followed. I do have this problem of wandering off message when I cook and not really following every jot and tittle of the instructions. Perhaps it is the wine involved, or perhaps it is my lack of formal culinary training that makes my technique more of a slash-and-burn affair.

I’m thinking it’s the wine.

Anyhow, I was off-message from the get-go as I had boneless short ribs and just had to guess what the conversion ration of bone-in short ribs to boneless was/is/would be.

So at about 2 o’clock on Saturday afternoon I gathered my resources to prepare Sunday’s meal, got the oven going to 350 and pulled out the big honking oven-safe dutch oven from its place of honor in the garage.

Luckily for all those about to be harmed by the making of this I had my Ever Able Assistant primed and ready to assist me in my Herculean task

I cubed up the ribs into chomp-sized pieces and salt-n-peppered away

and browned them in some olive oil

then took those out of the pan, set them aside, and sauteed in the pan some sliced carrots (3), celery (2 stalks) and a large cuisinarted white onion (Daughter likes the taste of onion but not the texture, so I invariably puree the onion into apple sauce before cooking). Note to self: spoon out some of the pan/oil juices before cooking veggies, as it didn’t look like much but there was indeed a little too much grease from the browning.

Anyhow, once that’s all properly browned remove the veggies as well and deglaze the pan with a full bottle of wine.

Now this did require that I open up another bottle of wine to keep myself properly glazed but that was soon accomplished in reasonably good order. That’s the Balance of Nature: Pan de-glazed, Bingley Glazed. Yin/Yang baby.

So the wine swirls about and gets reduced over highish heat to about 1/3 of it’s original volume and all the tasty bits on the pan get liberated, add back in the browned meat and enough veal stock to cover (I used 4 cups veal stock and then about another 1 1/2 cups beef stock, but YMMV) and bring to a boil

and then cover the pot with foil and fling it into the oven

Two hours later I pulled it out gingerly (because it was frickin heavy and frickin hot) and stirred in the aforementioned sauteed carrots/onion/celery

foiled the pot yet again and back in the oven for another 30 minutes or so and then I took the pot out and put it on the counter (THANK YOU JESUS FOR GRANITE) to cool down. By now it was 6pm on Saturday night and, oh yeah, I now had to make dinner for Saturday (bump the oven up to 400 to bake some tilapia, use the open beef stock carton to make some richly flavored rice to go with, etc, I am Captain Efficiency).

And open more wine, engage in familial pleasantries, yadda-yadda-yadda.

After the dishes were done the pot on the counter had cooled sufficiently that it could be covered and put into the fridge so off it went at, oh, 9:30 or so to sleep with the knishes.

The next afternoon I skimmed off the fat which had thoughtfully risen, creme-like, to the top

Damn that’s nasty looking.

and then gently re-heated the ribs

and allowed the sauce to reduce and thicken as I got the brussel sprouts ready and boiled the big fat fluffy egg noodles

The meat just fell apart and was quite yummily infused with gentle wine flavor and all-around goodness (it got two thumbs up from Daughter).

The slight tweaks I’ll make next time will be to use a more robust wine (I just used a fruity chianti I had lying about; I agree with the recipe that a hearty zin or shiraz would be more better) and I’ll add some rosemary and schmaybe a tablespoon or three of tomato paste just to add a little greater depth of flavor; but really, this turned out quite delish.

Which is a good thing after two day’s work.

My Mother Used to Tie a Beer Around My Neck

…to get people to talk to me…

Are You Kidding Me?

How the hell can Biden get away with this?

(via Ace’s)

Primary Day for Florida

Lots of local and state races, as well as Republican Party of Florida State committee slots (YOUR local reps at the state GOP level) on those ballots, so…

Get out to the polls if you haven’t already voted!

The More I Learn About Paul Ryan…

…the more I like him

The new vice presidential candidate still enjoys the life of an outdoorsman. According to the state political blog CapitolBeatOK, Ryan joked during a speech in Oklahoma that he and the family visit “three times a year — deer season, duck season and turkey season.” For some reason, he said, “Janna refers to our visits as Christmas, Easter and Thanksgiving.”

Good stuff.

Nutrition Is Rightly Beaten Back Into The Fetid Pit From Whence It Emerged

To counter-act the eville effects of the grilled fish below I poured myself a nice quaff of bourbon to help me think

whilst I made pah pah pah

oooh I lurves making me some Granny Smith Apple Cranberry Bourbon Soaked Currant Pah!

Nutrition Rears Its Ugly Head

Last week I believe I was under the effects of a high fever, as one night for dinner I thinly sliced some swordfish in a clumsy attempt at spiedini

I even included (shudder) vegetables.

Not pretty but quite tasty.

The Choice Could NOT be Clearer: Ryan

…or “The Villages” Idiot 😮

BREAKING NEWS

Dammit

Gunman on Texas A&M campus apprehended, ‘multiple people’ shot: report

COLLEGE STATION, Texas — Texas A&M University says a shooter has been taken into custody near its campus in College Station.

College Station police spokeswoman Rhonda Seaton tells CNN multiple people have been shot, including law enforcement, but she doesn’t know the extent of the injuries.

Multiple calls to Seaton’s cellphone from The Associated Press have gone straight to voicemail.

Fox is reporting it was actually just OFF campus. I’m sure things are chaotic.

Bring Out Your Dead…Fathers?

What IS it with Obama and his toadies? First the sorry a$$ losers pull Mitt’s dad out of the grave and now they resurrect Paul Ryan’s.

Biden Invokes Paul Ryan’s Deceased Father to Question VP Candidate’s Values

Vice President Joe Biden invoked Paul Ryan’s deceased father to question the Republican vice presidential candidate’s values:

Marco Rubio WON in Florida SPEAKING TRUTH ABOUT MEDICARE

…and was also told incessantly to STOP talking about it (and Social Security), by the way.

Dear Team Romney/Ryan ~ Do NOT sweat the the Sunshine State when you’re speaking TRUTH and making SENSE/CENTS

Wall Street’s Big Concern: Can Ryan Help Romney Win?

Wall Street’s reaction to Paul Ryan’s place on the presidential ticket may well depend on Main Street’s response — namely, whether the Wisconsin congressman can help Mitt Romney win the election.

…Valliere worries that while the message of fiscal responsibility is a positive one, the timing may not be right for someone as aggressively reform-minded as Ryan.

“The most important development is that this pick makes it unlikely that Romney can win Florida because of the anxiety Ryan generates among senior citizens over Medicare,” he added. “If Romney can’t win Florida, he can’t win the presidency.”

I call BULLSHIT, having been part of that victorious, Medicare crisis-invoking Team Rubio.

Floridians reward HONESTY and can do MATH.

Yeah! Smart Power!

The Muslim Brotherhood consolidates its power

Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi has sacked the entire leadership of the country’s defense establishment.

Among the officials and officers fired are Defense Minister Mohamed Hussein Tantawi, and Chief of Staff Sami Anan.

…The Muslim Brotherhood’s Morsi appears to be wasting no time in consolidating his hold over power at the expense of the military, which many hoped would be a moderating power over him.

What could possibly go wrong?

And The Chicks For Free

A Happy Birthday to Mark Knopfler

Fashions change over the decades, but good pickin’ is always in style.

Her Majesty’s Twitter Feed is En Fuego at the Closing Ceremonies

And There They Go

The real howler on Twitter goes to Think Progress, bemoaning…prepare yourselves…Ryan’s LACK of private sector experience, since he’d only worked at Mickey D’s and his dad’s construction company. I noticed the catch-22 in that one:

THIS ia going to be ugly…but FUN.

#WAR

So It’s Ryan

Good. He’s a hell of a lot better than Pawlenty. He’s a smart tough little bulldog who knows the economic numbers stone cold. This will focus the election back on the economy (like a LASER I tells ya!) which the Administration and their allies in the MSM are oh so desperately trying to steer clear of.

I really really can’t wait for the debate between him and Biden. Where’s that damned popcorn?

As an added bonus he really gets under the skin of The One, causing him to fly off-teleprompter in fits of Royale Pissitude.

Yummy yum yummy!

ths update: I got up to watch, too.

Xerox Zakaria

Couldn’t have happened to a more pompous douchenozzle

Time, CNN Star Fareed Zakaria Suspended for Admitted Plagiarism

“Xerox Zakaria” is a perfect line from Tim Graham, author of the linked article.

Update: Implied by the BlogFather

You didn’t write that

Hehehe.

McKayla’s Not Impressed

We’re pretty much over him, too, girlfriend.

Bastards

3 killed in Afghanistan were spec ops Marines

KABUL, Afghanistan — Officials say an Afghan police officer has shot and killed three Marines in southern Afghanistan. It is the third attack on coalition forces by their Afghan counterparts in a week.

Never, EVER apologize for another errant bomb or bullet to that piece of shit thief clown running the country, first.

Next, leave the miserable, backstabbing goatfuckers to their own Hell and BRING OUR KIDS HOME.

Then NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT.

It’s the only way to be sure

I’ll Take It Over FacePlantBook

Manchester United’s IPO is today

(Reuters) – Manchester United (MANU.N) will make its New York Stock Exchange debut on Friday after a flotation that disappointed the English soccer club’s American owners and has enraged some of its fans.

Soccer is the world’s most popular sport, but the setback for the initial public offering underlines the limited appeal of even its biggest names for investors.

The IPO priced at $14, below the $16-20 range the club’s bankers had been seeking. It valued the 19-times English champions at only $2.3 billion and shaved as much as $100 million off the proceeds expected for the team and its owners.

This is what greeted me at 5:30 when I walked by

Hopefully I’ll run in to some of these fans today…(mildly NSFW, I should add)

As Mark Steyn said about the clip above

Is Sheena Easton really the official Man Utd song? Or is Desson Thomson correct and the film is inadequately researched? Who knows? The point is, having got thoroughly rat-arsed, Scotty and Coop come round the next morning and realize that that pleasant breeze riffling through their hair is because they’re on the top deck of a topless double-decker bearing the legend “IF YOUR [SIC] NOT A MANC YOUR [SIC] A WANK” hurtling down the left-hand side of a French autoroute because Vinnie Jones thinks driving on the right is for Frog nancies. “Fook off, tossers!” he yells at the oncoming Renaults and Citroens.

Who can say this ten minutes doesn’t capture the essence of England at least as well as the entire Merchant Ivory and Richard Curtis oeuvres rolled into one? Scotty and Coop stagger down the stairs to the lower deck to find the lads already awash in the first 15 early morning pints. “You guys have a completely different level of swearing over here!” marvels Coop.

It remains one of the finest scenes ever committed to celluloid.

California Dreamin’

The insanity of local government spending all too often flies under the radar, as the politicians can fudge, hide and kick the can down the road so they’re mostly out of office when the skeletons emerge.

But every now and then a tale gets exposed that should strike fear in the heart of every tax-paying citizen and really really force them to ask full probing questions of their local leadership and delve into all the minutiae of how towns are providing the “services” and how they plan to pay for them.

Today’s example is Poway Unified School District

Last year the Poway Unified School District made a deal: It borrowed $105 million from investors to fund a final push in its decade-long effort to revamp aging schools.

In many ways, the deal was unspectacular. Some of the money was used to pay off previous debts from delayed and over-budget construction projects. The rest went towards finishing upgrades that Poway taxpayers had been promised as far back as 2002. To a casual observer, it was just another school bond.

…With advice from an Orange County financial consultant, the district borrowed the money over 40 years in a controversial loan called a capital appreciation bond. The key point for the district: It won’t make any payments on the debt for 20 years.

And that means the district’s debt will keep getting bigger and bigger as interest on the loan piles up.

The bottom line: For borrowing $105 million in 2011, taxpayers will end up paying investors more than $981 million by 2051, or almost 10 times what the district borrowed. That’s wildly more expensive than a typical school bond, in which a district pays back two or maybe three times what it borrowed.

Read the whole story and the comments. Someone in the comments observes that the interest rate on this is something like 8.3%…in a market where everyone else can borrow at 3.5% or so.

And there’s no chance of the district refinancing the deal. The loan contains a provision strictly barring the district from refinancing its debt.

Why is there this nagging voice in my head telling me that CalPERS is on the other side of this, as a way to shore themselves up?

I’ve got to talk to Meep about this one.

Update: These deals are pretty popular in California, evidently. They are totally screwed.

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