See? It Was All Just…Random
Why, just listen as the mostest eloquentest Genius Evuh explains it to us Morons
It is entirely legitimate for, uh, the American people to be deeply concerned when you’ve got a buncha, uh… violent, vicious zealots, uh, who behead people or randomly shoot… uh… a buncha folks, uh, in a, in a deli in Paris. Uh…
The refusal to say what is plainly going on is either a sign of craven cowardice or an endorsement of it.
Well, or just plain obtuse intellectual stupidity.
Update: Via Ace, here are a few more random notes:
-“Help Wanted” ad in France says “If possible, no Jews please”
-“A Month After (random!) Kosher Market Attack, French Jews Plan Exodus”
Randomly, of course.
Updated Update: This is really just too random to pass up
It seems like something one would be hard pressed to disagree with: the word “coexist,” written on a wall using a Muslim crescent as the letter “C,” a Star of David as the letter “X,” and a Christian cross as a “T.”
But in Paris, this particular iteration of the popular inscription—here, created by the street artist Combo, who also pasted a life-size photo of himself next to it—didn’t go down well with everybody. Le Monde reports that four young people asked the artist to remove it last weekend, and beat him up severely when he refused to do so.
Ah those Presbyterian Yutes and their lack of culture!