Zucker Hits Iceberg

Whoa. DOG.

Makes you kind of wonder, even though le grand fromage is claiming that his failure to communicate the tawdry details of his clandestine work relationship are behind his ouster – ‘scuse em oui, “resignation” – if, in point of fact, it wasn’t CNN’s Titanic-like TANKING ratings that took him down like a housekeeper trapped in one of the storage closets.

Couldn’t have been their sex maniac problem. That’s been going on for, like, EVER, and they even gave Groovin’ With My Tubin‘ Toobin HIS job back, so…couldn’t possibly be a “sex” thing.

Nah.

Tucker should be a hoot and a holler tonight.

Maybe CNN should adopt a corporate headquarters cat…

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