A True Christmas Miracle

Not being the gullible type I can scarcely believe this actually happened but I can vouch for it because, Dear Readers, it actually happened to me:

I went to Costco yesterday to buy “just one thing” and that’s all I actually bought.

The End Is Well Nigh.

7 Responses to “A True Christmas Miracle”

  1. Julie says:

    Not to interrupt the chorus of Heavenly Hosts singing “Alleluia”, but how many food samples did you try? 🙂

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    None! It was an unheard of display of shopping efficiency.

  3. Syd B. says:

    Very impressive, indeed. I can’t even do that at Home Depot.

  4. leelu says:

    What’s the ambient temperature in Hell right now??

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Ice skate sales are through the, er, roof!

  6. Michael Lonie says:

    This event is a portent. The Cubs will win the World Series.

    Er, someday.

  7. JeffS says:

    Don’t you mean the White Sox, Michael?

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