A True Christmas Miracle
Not being the gullible type I can scarcely believe this actually happened but I can vouch for it because, Dear Readers, it actually happened to me:
I went to Costco yesterday to buy “just one thing” and that’s all I actually bought.
The End Is Well Nigh.
Not to interrupt the chorus of Heavenly Hosts singing “Alleluia”, but how many food samples did you try? 🙂
None! It was an unheard of display of shopping efficiency.
Very impressive, indeed. I can’t even do that at Home Depot.
What’s the ambient temperature in Hell right now??
Ice skate sales are through the, er, roof!
This event is a portent. The Cubs will win the World Series.
Er, someday.
Don’t you mean the White Sox, Michael?