After The Terrorist Random Attacks In Copenhagen…

The Danes have naturally decided to, er, disarm their Home Guard*

One of the weapons used in February’s terror attack in Copenhagen was an M95 rifle that had previously been stolen from the home of a Danish Home Guard (Hjemmeværnet) member.

As a result, the Home Guard has now decided that it will temporarily require all Home Guard members to turn in the bolts to their rifles, making them unable to be fired.

Over 4,300 volunteer members have a Home Guard issued weapon and they now have until March 30th to turn in their bolts, which will be stored in central depots across the country. The military service says it will then implement a long-term solution for dealing with members’ weapons.

“In light of the tragic events on February 14-15, 2015, the Home Guard is implementing these security measures until the Home Guard has found the proper solution,” Home Guard General Major Finn Winkler said in a statement.

In addition to being asked to disarm their rifles, the Home Guard members will also be subjected to periodic visits from controllers who will check that the weapons are stored safely and properly.

I’m not sure how they still manage to consider them ‘weapons’ when the bolts are removed, unless Denmark has some sort of State Inspection Code for clubs (and pretty piss-poor clubs at that); well they probably do have such a code, now that I’m thinking about it.

*They’ve now adopted the British definition of Home Guard: you don’t. Your home is now the Intruder’s Castle in the eyes of the State.

4 Responses to “After The Terrorist Random Attacks In Copenhagen…”

  1. JeffS says:

    That’s the Bureaucratic Way: punish everyone for the mistakes of one.

  2. Julie says:

    Instead of a training video, they’re using Monty Python’s “How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana”…

  3. aelfheld says:

    Pre-emptive surrender.

  4. R Daneel says:

    Holger Danske could not be reached for comment but I hear he is disgusted.

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