An Scientific Discussion of major dad’s Age Old Retort, “Why Are Men Pigs?“

(He always wants to blame someone dressed like the GoDaddy Girl, but my stock answer? “Because you are.“)

And why it may no be longer true, led by Professor Adam Corolla.

…Fine, let’s talk about The Great Oppression then. The Great Gender Switch. The Great De-balling of America

…Women started turning into dudes — and you can’t have women turning into dudes without dudes starting to turn into women. Nature will keep some sort of balance. Where there will be X amount of dudes and Y amount of women, even if they’re not labeled that way.

That’s what Robert Pattinson and Madonna are — nature finding a way.

Holy shit. Even I’m depressed now.

And I was depressed already.

2 Responses to “An Scientific Discussion of major dad’s Age Old Retort, “Why Are Men Pigs?“”

1. major dad says:

   March 8, 2011 at 3:48 pm

   “Why are men pigs?” “Because the trough is always full.” It’s a proven scientific fact, look it up. Or, just tune into almost any NFL game or NBA game when they zero in on the “cheerleaders”, I rest my case.

2. JeffS says:

   March 8, 2011 at 5:52 pm

   I beg to differ, Major Dad. Men are not pigs, men are very health conscious.