Another Sign Of The Coming Zombie Apocalypse

A 3.9 earthquake…off the Jersey Shore

Maybe one of Snookie’s underwires failed catastrophically…

10 Responses to “Another Sign Of The Coming Zombie Apocalypse”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    Speaking of Snooki, the real Snooky makes some of the best pizza around at Nunzio’s on Westwood Ave. in Long Branch. Old school pie if she feels like opening.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    I was thinking more along the lines of “Bingley in the black bean salad again?!?!”

  3. JeffS says:

    Heh! New Jersey doesn’t get many quakes. Did you feel this one?

  4. mojo says:


    I’m amazed somebody felt it.

  5. JeffS says:

    Plate tectonics are different on the east coast, mojo. The east coast is far less fractured, meaning fewer fault lines, so that the shock wave from a quake event is transmitted more cleanly. So a smaller event travels further. Hence, a smaller shake can be felt further away.

    Still, I imagine that a 3.9 event isn’t all that, ummmmm, earth shattering, even for the east coast, and especially that far out to sea. Judging from the time (1045 EST), most folks probably thought it was a truck rolling by.

  6. nightfly says:

    Heck, that could just be someone paying the price for hitting Taco Bell that early in the morning.

  7. Jim - PRS says:

    I must have been asleep in front of the TV.

  8. tree hugging sister says:

    (While the rest of us are tellin’ fart jokes, not like we couldn’t tell WHO the frickin’ engineer in the crowd was, ‘er nuthin’…)

  9. JeffS says:

    (You say that like it’s a bad thing!)

  10. nightfly says:

    Hey, we all gotta play to our strengths…. assuming we have any.

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