Calling It a Day Early: The All Powerful, All Seeing Wizard
…of ESPN?
…So there you go. Aside from the fact that ESPN is keeping from us vital information about the future — such as, when exactly will the damn dirty apes take over or when and where exactly will our robot overlords land their massive fleet of UFOs — they’ve also just ruined Super Bowl Sunday for all of us by revealing the winner. No need to bother watching the game now. We already know the outcome. Thanks a lot ESPN! Jerks!
Update: As you may have figured out already, ESPN has changed the link and it now directs you to their front page.
Damn dirty apes.
Huh?
But was Peyton on the poll? In order for their prediction to be correct, he should have been there too, he’s won once.