Dick Cheney’s Australian Grandson Found

If it looks like a duck and is in the water with the ducks during Wabbit Duck Season well shoot it

A duck-shooting protester has been shot in the face with pellets on the first day of Victoria’s controversial hunting season.

The 43-year-old St Kilda woman was taken to hospital in a stable condition with facial injuries after being hurt at Lake Buloke near Donald in the state’s north-west about 9:00am (AEDT) on Saturday.

Police say the shooter was a 14-year-old boy who accidentally hit the woman while hunting with his uncle.

…The Coalition Against Duck Shooting’s [that’s “CADS” I want you to know -ed] Kurt Opray says the woman was trying to help injured birds.

And promptly became an injured bird herself.

Idiot.

(via Ace again. Yeah, I’m lazy today. Shoot me.)

(or take me duck hunting)

6 Responses to “Dick Cheney’s Australian Grandson Found”

1. JeffS says:

   March 23, 2011 at 9:10 am

   What a bird brain.

2. tree hugging sister says:

   March 23, 2011 at 10:21 am

   Viaduct.

   Why not a chicken?

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   March 23, 2011 at 10:24 am

   She shouted as they took her away “AFLAC!!!”

4. JeffS says:

   March 23, 2011 at 10:35 am

   Don’t be such a goose, Mr. B!

5. nightfly says:

   March 23, 2011 at 11:23 am

   Aha! Pronoun trouble.

6. Yojimbo says:

   March 24, 2011 at 12:36 am

   Maybe she should learn how to duck.