Fly Me to the Moon

Let me play among the stars,

Let me tap into your checking,

See if you’re shagging chicks in bars.

In other words, please be true.

In other words, I’ll know if you do.

It’s a brave, new world.

UPDATE: So far, the female astronauts at NASA have not covered themselves in glory, and it’s worse if you look at it from a percentage aspect! I can’t name a single male astronaut with an assault case or attempted murder off the top of my head.

Okay. Quick search says 50 women have qualified as US “astronauts,” in space or waiting to go. So far one certified homicidal maniac, and now this whack job felon. There have been 336 guys. Hmmm…what am I missing here?

9 Responses to “Fly Me to the Moon”

  1. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Bless her heart. LOL.

    I hope she gets her butt kikced to the moon. Her name should be “Alice”

  2. JeffS says:

    She’s definitely several cans short of a six pack. I’d like to say her issues are from, say, intermittent hypoxia, but I’m pretty sure that those problems go deeper than an occasional period of oxygen deprivation.

    And, yeah, the fit-for-duty screening process is in tatters. Thanks to the politically correct, damn their eyes.

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    Check my research guys. The whole “women in space are the preferred sex” thing seems to be…off.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    The DiaperNaut was the best

  5. aelfheld says:

    THS, from what I can tell, you’re not missing a thing.

    Need Another Seven Astronauts however . . .

  6. aelfheld says:

    […] the child was conceived through in vitro fertilization and carried by a surrogate. “He is mine biologically, I had him all by myself.”

    Something here doesn’t seem quite . . . plausible?

  7. Syd B. says:

    Personally, I would like to see far more lesbians sent to space, especially the ones that look like Andrew Dice Clay.

  8. tree hugging sister says:

    “You didn’t build that!”

    “Yes, I DID!!!”

    “Lesbian?! Oh. Yes. Yes, you did… Next.”

  9. tree hugging sister says:

    #endorsed Syd

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