From a Valentine’s Day Card at Target Just Now

I love you when…

…You let me deep inside your heart.

You crack a window when you fart.

Nothing says “Be Mine” like a poem.

6 Responses to “From a Valentine’s Day Card at Target Just Now”

1. JeffS says:

   February 11, 2010 at 4:31 pm

   That sounds like something Mr. Bingley would send his Bride.

   Or Ebola to you.

2. tree hugging sister says:

   February 11, 2010 at 4:47 pm

   Oh, those two wouldn’t DARE. But it IS something Bingley would send to me…in the same spirit that the pater familia was rolling on the floor when I told him about it. major dad would be as grossed out as I was.

   And it wasn’t one of those cards that you knew right away what was in it. Sneaky bastards ~ the front had, like, 8 sweet little verses complete with cutesy cartoons, the left inside had six of the same and these ~ at the page bottom ~ were seven and eight. The right-hand side was charming and full of lovesy good wishes, as you’d expect, like the preceeding stanza had never been penned.

3. JeffS says:

   February 11, 2010 at 5:10 pm

   Heh! Sounds like my kind of card, as well!

4. Kate P says:

   February 12, 2010 at 12:57 am

   That card would go perfectly with a gift of a case of Renuzit spray.

5. Syd B. says:

   February 12, 2010 at 11:43 am

   Lets all give that card to our lovely ladies and see who is still here on Monday.

6. don says:

   February 12, 2010 at 1:57 pm

   Amazing how much simple cards have the ability to express our deepest emotions.