From a Valentine’s Day Card at Target Just Now

I love you when…

…You let me deep inside your heart.

You crack a window when you fart.

Nothing says “Be Mine” like a poem.

6 Responses to “From a Valentine’s Day Card at Target Just Now”

  1. JeffS says:

    That sounds like something Mr. Bingley would send his Bride.

    Or Ebola to you.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    Oh, those two wouldn’t DARE. But it IS something Bingley would send to me…in the same spirit that the pater familia was rolling on the floor when I told him about it. major dad would be as grossed out as I was.

    And it wasn’t one of those cards that you knew right away what was in it. Sneaky bastards ~ the front had, like, 8 sweet little verses complete with cutesy cartoons, the left inside had six of the same and these ~ at the page bottom ~ were seven and eight. The right-hand side was charming and full of lovesy good wishes, as you’d expect, like the preceeding stanza had never been penned.

  3. JeffS says:

    Heh! Sounds like my kind of card, as well!

  4. Kate P says:

    That card would go perfectly with a gift of a case of Renuzit spray.

  5. Syd B. says:

    Lets all give that card to our lovely ladies and see who is still here on Monday.

  6. don says:

    Amazing how much simple cards have the ability to express our deepest emotions.

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