From The Spam Files

Sometimes the spam is pretty funny, an odd mix of sensible phrases and computer-generated gibberish. Today we got a “comment” from one “Ernest English” who wrote

Your blog is an excellent example of what the blog is meant to be as well as how a blog should be written. I really like your formal writing style. All the best.

Not to be outdone in the suck-up department is “Raleigh Wageman”

hey,just discovered your Blog when i google something and wonder what hosting do you use for your website,the speed is more faster than my wordpress, i really need to know it.will back to check it out,i appreciate it!

“More faster” has always been a goal of mine.

Finally, I offer these pearls of wisdom from our good friend “chanel handbags” who opines

Martin you beed to sort out the awful display after this weekend. Too many tired wasters.

Truer words have never been written.

4 Responses to “From The Spam Files”

  1. Rob says:

    More faster and more better. That’s the life goal of us bloggers, Mr B.

    I got one recently that states:

    “your site has a very nice style to it. I’m glad I found it on facebook. Well, I’ll come back later after I get back from the fish store”

    It’s from a “discus fish”, which I always thought was an Olympic sport, not a person. I’m more faster and more better for knowing that now.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    “Discus fish”

    would that be something like a flounder?

  3. Rob says:

    Got me. Dave is the fish expert.

  4. nightfly says:

    Hey, nobody really likes MY formal writing style! We must have too many tired wasters over at the Hive.

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