Fun With Your Own

TSA Policy and Statement Generator. Pick your word, pop it in the generator and voilà!

TERRIFYING official Big Sis/TSA statement. Lemme show ya.

For instance, I chose the common word “Bingley” and out popped:

Good news, folks! In order to reduce wait times at airports, we will be allowing certain passengers to bypass enhanced screening, based on our intelligence-driven assessment of a passenger’s behavior, consumer information, and of the passenger’s Bingley

Ooooo! Naughty Bits Bingley!

H/T Gorgeous Amy Alkon

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