Further Proof Of The Coming Zombie Apocalypse

I was driving home from the gym tonight after working on my Apollonian Dionysian physique and in front of me was a pizza delivery ‘mobile and it turned into a cemetery. Well, alright, the car did not transform into a graveyard but rather exited the road we were on to make a delivery to the cemetery.

Brain pizza.

Hold the garlic.

Ignore these signs at your peril.

12 Responses to “Further Proof Of The Coming Zombie Apocalypse”

  1. Cullen says:

    Tombstone pizzas?

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    See?!?!?! Further proof!

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    The lengths some are DRIVEN to, to avoid the Douche-in-Chief on TV these days, I’m guessing.

    It’s getting ever more difficult to devise a defensive strateegery.

  4. JeffS says:


  5. Got your ammo stockpiled yet???

  6. nightfly says:

    THS – I got lucky, he scheduled his latest Hour of Me on my hockey night. We won before we ever got onto the rink.

  7. tree hugging sister says:

    BRILLIANT, Diptera! Men with sticks vanquish squishy academic twit yet again, with no threat of violence involved. Liberal heads explode at 11! We watched House Hunters and were tickled they didn’t preempt the NCIS repeat. No graveyard required. As for the ammo, I don’t know if it’s safe to answer… That MIGHT require a graveyard meeting, a la Tony Soprano.

  8. Laura says:

    Mmm brains with anchovies.

  9. Rob says:

    It’s The Time Of The Season

  10. nightfly says:

    they didn’t preempt the NCIS repeat.

    BWAHAHAHAHA! Would YOU pre-empt Gibbs? Even Obama ain’t that crazy.

  11. Crusader says:

    Heck, zombies I can handle. The idea of you at the gym is the thing I need independant verification on…..

  12. Mr. Bingley says:

    You doubt the chiseled toneness of my physique?

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