Gerbil Warmening Update

Ice(now non-existent, of courseGorese)breaking ship and Russian fuel tanker impeded by several feet of differently melted global warming as they try to bring desperately needed but wholly unnecessary load of pureed dinosaurs to Alaskan city lovingly swaddled by Gaia under 18 feet of global warming.

4 Responses to “Gerbil Warmening Update”

1. Teresa says:

   January 12, 2012 at 9:12 am

   I bet Al made a trip up there… just sayin’…

2. JeffS says:

   January 12, 2012 at 9:57 am

   It’s cold here in eastern Washington (“The Wastelands”, as our illustrious Governor, Christine Gregoire refers to this half of her constituency), cold and dry.

   So, Goreball Warmening is living up to half its name. The dry part, I mean.

3. Yojimbo says:

   January 12, 2012 at 7:52 pm

   Maybe your illustrious governor calls it a wasteland because it is not completely populated with left-wing crazies.

   Maybe the Iditarod will actually be the real thing this year instead of a reenactment!

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