Gwyneth Paltrow

…on chicken cooking.

7 Responses to “Gwyneth Paltrow”

1. Dave E. says:

   August 17, 2009 at 8:25 pm

   Haha…reminds me of a woman I dated about ten years ago. Nice enough gal, but an absolute disaster in the kitchen. Her attempts there always ended in tragedy. Always.

2. Kate P says:

   August 17, 2009 at 11:24 pm

   That part with “The Scientist” playing in the background just cracked me up. You’d think with all the hot air from the name-dropping, that chicken would’ve cooked!

3. Skyler says:

   August 18, 2009 at 3:28 am

   I don’t get it.

4. tree hugging sister says:

   August 18, 2009 at 8:44 am

   Not everyone is meant to get the GOOPie(.com), Skyler.

   “FUCK! I got chicken juice on my kabala string!” Oh, God, we were crying here.

5. NJ Sue says:

   August 18, 2009 at 11:08 am

   I watched the original after watching this one. I love how Gwyneth tastes what she’s made and pretends to like it (probably before running off to the bathroom to purge). I was also starting to count the number of times she referred to “my dad” and the “farmer’s market” where she buys her arugula.

6. tree hugging sister says:

   August 18, 2009 at 12:48 pm

   Oh, my Lord, Sister Sue! You are made of FAR sterner stuff than I, who merely toured the site and left with a queasy stmach. (It was her modeling clothes that did it.)

7. Mockingbird says:

   August 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm

   That gal is a wonderful cook, but she needs to add two more breasts.