Gwyneth Paltrow

…on chicken cooking.

7 Responses to “Gwyneth Paltrow”

  1. Dave E. says:

    Haha…reminds me of a woman I dated about ten years ago. Nice enough gal, but an absolute disaster in the kitchen. Her attempts there always ended in tragedy. Always.

  2. Kate P says:

    That part with “The Scientist” playing in the background just cracked me up. You’d think with all the hot air from the name-dropping, that chicken would’ve cooked!

  3. Skyler says:

    I don’t get it.

  4. tree hugging sister says:

    Not everyone is meant to get the GOOPie(.com), Skyler.

    “FUCK! I got chicken juice on my kabala string!” Oh, God, we were crying here.

  5. NJ Sue says:

    I watched the original after watching this one. I love how Gwyneth tastes what she’s made and pretends to like it (probably before running off to the bathroom to purge). I was also starting to count the number of times she referred to “my dad” and the “farmer’s market” where she buys her arugula.

  6. tree hugging sister says:

    Oh, my Lord, Sister Sue! You are made of FAR sterner stuff than I, who merely toured the site and left with a queasy stmach. (It was her modeling clothes that did it.)

  7. Mockingbird says:

    That gal is a wonderful cook, but she needs to add two more breasts.

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