Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Things are suckin’ bad. His wife’s on a ritzy European jaunt without him to Antonio Banderas land, his healthcare heinie just got spanked in ol’ Mizzou, polls are down, anger’s up and there should be someone around on your birthday to tell you you’re STILL a BFD, right?

Well, here we are, in the spirit of bipartisan camaraderie.
This blonde (me) is sending a card along with another blonde…
(No, not that blonde)
From THIS blonde! (No sh*t!)
And, now?!?!??!
Personalize a birthday card for President Obama with your choice of four SPECTACULAR birthday wishes to CREATE a MESSAGE for His BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!
(HOLY CRAP?!?!? Really? YES, you can!) Choose from:

·Do Your Job Secure the Border
·We Can’t Afford Your Health Care Policy
·Visit Arizona, See for Yourself
·We Can’t Afford More Bailouts

DO it. You’ll be a better person for it.

6 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!”

  1. Donna D. says:

    THS, Where do you come up with this stuff, LOL! DD

  2. Skyler says:

    He doesn’t care about polls. And I think we should take him at his word when he said he doesn’t care if he only does one term.

    Chuck Schumer has the quote that best describes what motivates him. He said that they will create universal health care no matter what and republicans will spend the next hundred years trying to undo it.

    Obama is a Marxist ideologue. He only cares if he destroys our somewhat capitalist nation.

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    **sigh** We know.

    Skyler, you’re supposed to laugh. Engage humor gene, click through link, make cake, snicker with wicked delight. Laugh at goat picture and ths’ perpetual wittiness.

    You are exhausting sometimes, Eeyore.

  4. JeffS says:

    Done, Sis. Too bad there isn’t an option for “Half A Peace Sign”.

  5. Kate P says:

    That totally made me LOL. My personal additional message would say, “Too bad you can’t reverse the aging process like you did the Mexico City policy.”

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