Here’s Today’s “New Math” Lesson In Spanish

Ochocinco es igual a treinta

Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson has been sentenced to 30 days in a Fort Lauderdale jail for violating his probation in a domestic abuse case against his ex-wife and reality TV personality Evelyn Lozada. A plea deal had been reached on Monday but fell apart after Johnson playfully slapped his attorney on the behind.

Broward Judge Kathleen McHugh said Johnson wasn’t taking the case seriously enough even after Johnson apologized for the playful slap on his attorney. Judge McHugh also extended Johnson’s probation by three months.

The 35-year-old Johnson, formerly known as Chad Ochocinco, pleaded no-contest to allegedly head-butting Lozada during an argument in August. Lozada, who appears on the reality TV show Basketball Wives, filed for divorce just a month after marriage. Johnson was then released by the Miami Dolphins following his arrest.

2 Responses to “Here’s Today’s “New Math” Lesson In Spanish”

  1. Julie says:

    Isn’t his 15 minutes up YET?

  2. Greg Newsom says:

    It’s very sad that most of these sports guys end up broke and outcasts.Very few every achieve lifetime security.Most NBA and NFL guys are broke within ten years.Outside of Gene Tunney,Rocky Marciano,most boxers were broke.Ali bought gold- yes, he made a good investment- otherwise he’d be broke. Tunney married a Lauder(heiress)he was good looking.Babe Ruth had money out away for his family( he wasn’t as crazy as they say)
    It’s sad, the warriors are raped by the effeminate mind- game money lenders.

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