Holy Shiite!

I’m about to jettison my SPAM filter and WHAT do I see? A message with a subject line that says:

Acknowledge, An Iraqi made a fixed deposit of $6.5m usd in my bank branch (Hang Sang Bank)

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Dammmit. I know….okay, I KNOW it’s bullshit. I don’t know a single damn Iraqi (Or a “Mr. Wong Tang”, for that matter.). But doesn’t it seem the TEENSIEST bit fortuitous since I threw my TEENSY hissy fit about “b’s” and “m’s” and buttons and bows? Doncha think? Huh? Huh? Huh?

You people are no help.

3 Responses to “Holy Shiite!”

1. Rob says:

   May 7, 2010 at 11:13 pm

   Hush money, right? Don’t think $6.5 mil would work on my bride even if I had it.

2. Yojimbo says:

   May 8, 2010 at 1:29 pm

   That’s funny. Probably heard “Hang Seng”* one time and got confused.

   *The name of a market index.

3. tree hugging sister says:

   May 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm

   You are a big wet blanket there, you. Nothing says it COULDN’T be real. The timing’s perfect, dammit.