I Am SO Onboard With Number 9…or 2

(Depending which way they’re counting.)

10 Incredibly Misleading Movie Trailers
Thanks to Hollywood marketing geniuses, some trailers are nothing like the films they’re supposedly previewing. We dug up some of the worst.

What the Trailer Promises: In a future in which electronic dance music and bad haircuts reign supreme, a deadly serious Blade Runner-like sci-fi epic plays out in space.

What the Movie Delivers: An always absurd, often funny, vastly underrated twist on traditional sci-fi movies. It makes excellent use of Bruce Willis’s usual tough-guy charm and Milla Jovovich’s uncanny ability to look insanely hot while dressed like Raggedy Ann on meth.

The Fifth Element is an absolute CLASSIC.

7 Responses to “I Am SO Onboard With Number 9…or 2”

  1. major dad says:

    One of our go to movies, Multipass=smokin’ hot, just an observation.

  2. WunderKraut says:

    I love that movie too! Always watch it when its on

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    The trailer DOES suck. I don’t remember seeing it and the reviews of the movie at the time were awful, if memory serves.

    Just adore the thing, though.

  4. Crusader says:

    I think the only 2 movies he has on there I’ve seen is Fifth Element, and the Ice Storm. the Ice Storm is time I will never get back, such utter dreck…….while how can you go wrong with bruce Willis?

  5. JeffS says:


    Hot babes, cool graphics, silly action sequences, and campy science fiction.

    Not to mention…..THE SCREAM.

    Good times!

  6. nightfly says:

    It’d be interesting to see a list of movies with misleading trailers divided up into which movies were way BETTER and way WORSE than those trailers.

  7. Kate P says:

    They are totally right about “In Bruges”–I still can’t live down bringing that one home for a girls’ night with my sister.

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