I Don’t Know If It’s Just Me or Not, But

…I think a lot of people may be missing an important point about the whole ‘Ken Mehlman out of the closet’ thing.

First, I don’t think it’s anybody’s business who consenting adults sleep with, so there. But, the second you’re a public figure, EVERYBODY cares. And the Democratic Party would love nothing MORE right this second than to have TMZ post a picture of the former Republican Party Chair in a liplock with some good looking young guy. Good grief, can you imagine? Le scandale horrible!! And they would flog it for every manufactured outrageous soundbite they could to keep one less second of bad news off the airwaves.

So Mehlman announces, “I’m gay.” Some blog commentors go into religious meltdown, others cover their crotches, but most go, “Whoopdeef*ckindoo/I need to know why??”

But there’s one less thing for Democrats to pull out of their hats distraction/MarK Foley-wise in these next 70 days.

Good. I want them stewing in their own juices the whole time.

UPDATE: Oh, God. Then there’s just some stuff too disgusting for words. Well, their words are too disgusting for…you get it.

We HAVE to beat the Democrats in November. Or Jamie Gumb wins.

4 Responses to “I Don’t Know If It’s Just Me or Not, But

  1. Skyler says:

    I thought Bud Melman died a while ago. I never could figure out if he knew he was a laughing stock or not. He didn’t seem homosexual to me, just really dumb. I’m not sure why Letterman stopped using him on his skits. That’s about when Letterman ceased being worth watching.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    But, see, middle America has no CLUE who the skinny guy is, unlike you, all of D.C. and Althouse.

    You know, Skyler? I just don’t stay up that late, for one thing. But I’ve NEVER liked Letterman ~ TOO smarmysmug for me.

  3. mojo says:

    What was the old saying about being caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy?

  4. The Oracle says:

    Not a news story. *yawn*

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