I Feel Our Standing In The World Improving Already

Gosh, I just know everything will work out fine now, and that, as Insta says, “We’re in the very best of hands

It’s official. The U.S. is no longer engaged in a “war on terrorism.” Neither is it fighting “jihadists” or in a “global war.”

President Obama’s top homeland security and counterterrorism official took all three terms off the table of acceptable words inside the White House during a speech Thursday at the Center for Strategic and International Studies, a Washington think tank.

“The President does not describe this as a ‘war on terrorism,'” said John Brennan, head of the White House homeland security office, who outlined a “new way of seeing” the fight against terrorism.

Now, to help out those of you who are just, shall we say, a little bit slow (as detailed below) I’ve gotten the following graphic of this “new way of seeing” from a Very Highly Placed Source in the current Administration that will hopefully illustrate this “new way” for you:


This bold new initiative that the President is proposing contains these exciting and visionary proposals

The president’s adviser talked about increasing aid (his landmark “Peeps For Peace” program will be key in this) to foreign governments for building up their militaries and social and democratic institutions, but provided few details about how the White House will do that, although he hinted that unicorns would continue to play a major role.

I’m frankly blown away by the scope and breadth of this new style of thought, this new vision of building bridges to the world at large; I’m at a loss to describe it…Damn! What is that word I’m looking for…

But Mr. Brennan lamented “inflammatory rhetoric, hyperbole, and intellectual narrowness” surrounding the national security debate and said Mr. Obama has views that are “nuanced, not simplistic; practical, not ideological.”

Ah, that’s it!

7 Responses to “I Feel Our Standing In The World Improving Already”

  1. major dad says:

    Everything will be just fine now. About time we let the other terrorists know we aren’t after them just those Osama guys.

  2. Skyler says:

    I’ve never agreed with the term “war on terror.” I prefer, “war to exterminate muslims and their fanatical drive towards the dark ages.”

  3. Gunslinger says:

    How nice. Our tax dollars will be diverted from providing for our own defense to providing for our enemies “defense”.

  4. JeffS says:

    I’ll be using the term “GWOT” as much as I can, just because.

  5. Ebola says:

    Obama was sent here by Allah, to heal all believers…and to make sure that all unbelievers had crap health care and would thereby sputter out like a candle in a light wind.

  6. greg newson says:

    The problem is that no one in
    the public eye is welling to say
    that there is truth.Everything is relative.The compromise has
    become the norm.But,the compromise is always a little towards the destruction
    of truth.And now we have no
    truth.Only,a sick weak nation
    that is running up its credit
    cards to the max,while millions still pour in illegally,because we are all expected to think that’s the
    norm.Yet,they are killing the
    very best of our nation 8000 miles away.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    greg, I’m with you 100%.

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