I Guess She Was A Hookah

Yeah, I’d be driving erractically too

CIRCLE PINES, Minn. (WCCO) – A woman who Centennial Lakes Police pulled over for driving erratically has been charged after a drug-sniffing dog found methamphetamine hidden inside the woman’s person.

…However, when she was taken to Anoka County Jail, a drug-sniffing canine performing a search of the jail’s containment units began closely sniffing Denzer’s crotch, the complaint says.

Denzer told police she was hiding drugs in her vagina, the charges state, and pulled out a clear plastic bag containing 17 grams of methamphetamine and a pipe.

A pipe?

12 Responses to “I Guess She Was A Hookah”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    I was gonna say something about plumbing, but …

  2. mojo says:

    “Flashlight hell, help me find my truck and we’ll drive out of here!”

  3. This is how that “vote with your lady parts” crowd took over the DNC convention. I guess they think if we can carry a pipe around down there we would certainly have no trouble pulling a voting booth lever.

  4. Gunslinger says:

    Any word on whether or not the bowl and the fiddlers three made it out too?

  5. aelfheld says:

    A pipe?

    Did it look something like this?

  6. JeffS says:

    This is what the “Vagina Monologues” have brought our society to.

  7. Kathy Kinsley says:

    I was going to comment about the pipe – but I think that your previous comments got it all…

    ok, ok, can’t resist. Plenty of room for more in there…

  8. I’ve seen a bottle of Courvoursier cognac hidden by a shoplifter, in the same place in a 20-year old girl who weighed a maximum of 50kg.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    Courvoursier adds that element of class, Steve.

  10. aelfheld says:

    VSOP or Napoleon?

  11. leelu says:

    N’est ce pas un pipe!

  12. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Ceci n’est pas une pipe“. LOL (sounded familiar so I googled it.) Perfect!

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