I Guess She Was A Hookah
Yeah, I’d be driving erractically too
CIRCLE PINES, Minn. (WCCO) – A woman who Centennial Lakes Police pulled over for driving erratically has been charged after a drug-sniffing dog found methamphetamine hidden inside the woman’s person.
…However, when she was taken to Anoka County Jail, a drug-sniffing canine performing a search of the jail’s containment units began closely sniffing Denzer’s crotch, the complaint says.
Denzer told police she was hiding drugs in her vagina, the charges state, and pulled out a clear plastic bag containing 17 grams of methamphetamine and a pipe.
A pipe?
I was gonna say something about plumbing, but …
“Flashlight hell, help me find my truck and we’ll drive out of here!”
This is how that “vote with your lady parts” crowd took over the DNC convention. I guess they think if we can carry a pipe around down there we would certainly have no trouble pulling a voting booth lever.
Any word on whether or not the bowl and the fiddlers three made it out too?
Did it look something like this?
This is what the “Vagina Monologues” have brought our society to.
I was going to comment about the pipe – but I think that your previous comments got it all…
ok, ok, can’t resist. Plenty of room for more in there…
I’ve seen a bottle of Courvoursier cognac hidden by a shoplifter, in the same place in a 20-year old girl who weighed a maximum of 50kg.
Courvoursier adds that element of class, Steve.
VSOP or Napoleon?
N’est ce pas un pipe!
“Ceci n’est pas une pipe“. LOL (sounded familiar so I googled it.) Perfect!