I Love To BBQ As Much As The Next Guy

But I don’t really want to BBQ the Next Guy; even I draw the line at dry-rubbing someone and hitting them with, er, a sausage

Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
…The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

On what I’m sure is a completely unrelated note, someone who just also happens to live in California has disappeared.

6 Responses to “I Love To BBQ As Much As The Next Guy”

  1. “Is that a sausage in your pocket or are you just glad to beat me?”

  2. mojo says:

    “No, no! Put DOWN that pickle!”
    As for the Vanishing Ken, I had nothing to do with it. That’s my story, anyway, and I’m stickin’ to it.

  3. Kate P says:

    I don’t think the Neelys from the food network would condone the use of their BBQ recipes in that way.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Puts a whole new spin on the concept of ‘pulled pork’, doesn’t it?

  5. I never use rubs. Now if there were a bottle of Bullseye…

  6. Jim - PRS says:

    The Kielbasa Kid strikes again.

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