I Say, “Go Biblical On Dey A$$!”

An eye for an eye, sister.

A 64-year-old Riverside woman told Buffalo police that she was almost hit by a frozen potato about 11:15 p.m. Friday outside her home on Condon Avenue.

Per the aggressive nature of the attack, we can immediately eliminate French Fries as suspects. Lucky it wasn’t me, Mainely ’cause Idahold them until the cops came, OreIda peeled out the driveway after them.

You’re BUSTED, big boy.

9 Responses to “I Say, “Go Biblical On Dey A$$!””

  1. ricki says:

    They should tell the other spuds in the hood to keep their eyes peeled for suspicious activity.

  2. nightfly says:

    Potato-based violence is a tuber in our society, and needs to be rooted out.

  3. don says:

    Gangsters just aren’t what they used to be.

  4. JeffS says:

    Buffalo? Not Idaho Falls?

  5. Val Prieto says:

    Id a mashed them.

  6. Gary from Jersey says:

    Life must be gratin when you get mashed and the cops just toss in the chips.

  7. Kate P says:

    Maybe it wasn’t the French Fries, but don’t underestimate the Russets.

  8. Ave says:

    How could frozen potatoes have become such an a-peeling weapon?

  9. tree hugging sister says:

    I’m not sure, Ave. And if he cuts himself, is it a ‘spudnik’?

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