If He Had Been a Ren and Stimpy Fan

…he’d still be alive.

Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.

Not for nuthin’ are public service messages hidden in disgusting Saturday morning cartoons. It ain’t “Conjunction Junction”, but then, grammar doesn’t prevent accidents.

Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence


For all those do-gooders screaming about “content”, Ren and Stimpy SAVED LIVES.

Ebola’s gonna love this.

categories Fun, Life | | datetime March 1, 2010 5:32 pm

7 Responses to “If He Had Been a Ren and Stimpy Fan”

  1. Skyler says:
    March 1, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    According to Mythbusters, this can’t happen.

    But as much as I like them and their show, they are hardly very scientific about these sorts of things.

  2. Dave E. says:
    March 2, 2010 at 9:32 am

    Shocking.

  3. ricki says:
    March 2, 2010 at 10:13 am

    Now I’m gonna be singing that song in my head all morning. (I loved Ren and Stimpy…)

  4. Syd says:
    March 2, 2010 at 10:30 am

    I wonder if there was shrinkage?

  5. Gary from Jersey says:
    March 2, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Took a real whiz to connect Ren & Stimpy to this.

  6. nightfly says:
    March 2, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Little-known fact: the victim also had segmented eyes.

  7. Halfwise says:
    March 8, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    That was Corb Lund singing Time to Switch to Whiskey, I think.

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