If He Had Been a Ren and Stimpy Fan

he’d still be alive.

Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.

Not for nuthin’ are public service messages hidden in disgusting Saturday morning cartoons. It ain’t “Conjunction Junction”, but then, grammar doesn’t prevent accidents.

Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence

For all those do-gooders screaming about “content”, Ren and Stimpy SAVED LIVES.

Ebola’s gonna love this.

7 Responses to “If He Had Been a Ren and Stimpy Fan”

  1. Skyler says:

    According to Mythbusters, this can’t happen.

    But as much as I like them and their show, they are hardly very scientific about these sorts of things.

  2. ricki says:

    Now I’m gonna be singing that song in my head all morning. (I loved Ren and Stimpy…)

  3. Syd says:

    I wonder if there was shrinkage?

  4. Gary from Jersey says:

    Took a real whiz to connect Ren & Stimpy to this.

  5. nightfly says:

    Little-known fact: the victim also had segmented eyes.

  6. Halfwise says:

    That was Corb Lund singing Time to Switch to Whiskey, I think.

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