If You’re Gonna Just Make Something up

…might oughta be a whopper, right? I mean, the beauty of the thing, who’s to say it ain’t so?

White House reports 1 million jobs saved, created

White House economists said Thursday the Obama administration’s recovery efforts have saved or created more than one million jobs so far…

…In its first report to Congress on the stimulus, the White House Council on Economic Advisers said the economy would have been far worse without the stimulus. The report was scheduled to be released Thursday afternoon.

Personally, I would have gone for a million five, but they are the experts in the “pullitoutyoass” department, so who am I to quibble?

5 Responses to “If You’re Gonna Just Make Something up”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:


    Goddamn, there are piping some serious hallucinogenic gas into the WH air ducts.

  2. nightfly says:

    Explains the permanent contact high among the legacy media, Bings.

  3. Gary from Jersey says:

    If that cash for clunkers deal is any guide, most of those saved jobs are in Japan.

  4. Bill D says:

    How about that! $787 billion to save 1 million jobs. If you were wondering… That’s $787,000 to save 1 job. Or if you want to go with “only 30% of the money has been spent so far. That would be $260,000 to save 1 job. How sweet it is.

  5. greg newson says:

    Save jobs or create jobs? The money is all going to save government jobs.That doesn’t help our economy,since when they turn 59,they’ll get 80%pensions for life.

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