I’m Thinking, After Getting My Saks 5th Ave. Email, There Could Be Another Reason

…for lackluster retail sales.

How ’bout, schmaybe, some of de sh*t just…fugly?

WAS $719 but can NOW be YOURS for $214.49, in a lovely assortment of colors, like…WHITE!

Mr. Summers, your dancing shoes are ready.

19 Responses to “I’m Thinking, After Getting My Saks 5th Ave. Email, There Could Be Another Reason”

  1. JeffS says:

    That looks like a Marine boot with heels.

    Not Army. We’d have better stitching.

  2. major dad says:

    I dunno, looks more like Army green than Marine green. Some twit will buy it.

  3. Gary from Jersey says:

    I see the guy who designed the Pontiac Aztec found another job.

  4. tree hugging sister says:

    Oh, excellent. I KNEW there had to be an explanation. That lovely pea-soup green translates well from car to heel, eh, Gary?

  5. Gary from Jersey says:

    Actually, it looks like one of those steel-tipped safety shoes guys wear at Ft. Knox, minus the two-by-four heel. And as for the color, paint on little hot dogs and name it Lunche du blowe.

  6. ricki says:

    I dunno. I went clothes shopping a couple weeks ago but bought almost nothing, because it looks like the designers have all decreed the “1970s look” (along with the drab dark colors and gucci-puked-up prints) should be in fashion this fall.

    I don’t care if we’re politically reliving the 70s, why does our fashion have to?

  7. JeffS says:

    I dunno, looks more like Army green than Marine green.

    It’s nearly olive drab, a color accepted by all the services.

  8. Dave E. says:

    You should have a pair of those, THS. Duck hunting season is coming up and you never know when you might come across an empty blind.

  9. tree hugging sister says:

    Or GO blind before I got to it, Dave, which, even for an admitted bargain of twohunnerdfiftyschmackers, is pretty much what would hafta happen for me to make such an ill-advised purchase. Though, imagine for an instant: should I fall prey to such a bout of temporary insanity, I would, however, immediately require the services of the twelve gauge that would accompany me to said blind.

    But only once.

  10. Laura says:

    WTF is up with that sole? And the top and the heel? Just WTF? $214.49? WTF?

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  12. Robin from Central AZ says:

    Those shoes would go well with Anita Dunn’s Mao jacket.

  13. tree hugging sister says:

    (Guys. I think Laura has…well…issues. We all need to use our “inside your head” voices.)

  14. tree hugging sister says:

    I WANT TO SEE WHO PAID FULL PRICE!!! WHO GINNED THIS UP!!! Their names should be part of Nancy Pelosi’s ANTI-GREEN MOSS funding investigations!!!

    Oh. Mosque? Not MOSS green?

    Well, they’re criminal anyway.

  15. major dad says:

    It looks like the work of a wanna be cobbler/designer. Look, the details just suck which is in keeping with the whole thing sucking. Is it me or does it look like only one of those skinny ass “models” with monkey feet could even get their foot in the thing?

  16. Gunslinger says:

    Looks like the material was cut with a pair of Kindergarten safety scissors.

  17. Skyler says:

    The men have this beat by years. Remember that hideous shoe that snoop dog started selling? It was a sneaker version of this. I honestly thought it was a gag commercial the first several times I saw it. But it caught on for quite a while.

    This is just the high heel version of that sneaker.

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  19. Kathy K says:

    Double barf. I doubt I could get my foot into it. As to its similarity to military footwear – nah. Those are better made. And better looking.

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