Imagine That!?!?!

The wicked old witch Helen Thomas has just announced she’s “retiring”.

Don’t let the door hit your hateful bony ass on the way out.

Let me add what Crusader just sent:

I just wish Tony Snow were alive to see her go…….

He would have held the door for her…then slammed that sucker HARD.

12 Responses to “Imagine That!?!?!”

  1. don says:

    Too funny @ that wicked old witch. I take it that she left a less than admired impression.

  2. major dad says:

    If she was stupid enough to have said that to someone recording her what do you suppose she says in private?

  3. nightfly says:

    She had a choice – the house, the bucket of water, or retirement.

  4. tree hugging sister says:

    Fat duck.

  5. JeffS says:

    …then slammed that sucker HARD.

    Just barely missing her a$$.

    I wonder if the old hag will get a contract offer from Al Jazerra. Wouldn’t surprise me.

  6. Gunslinger says:

    If by “retiring” they mean getting sent to the glue factory then great.

  7. ricki says:

    She just hasn’t been the same since that house fell on her sister…

  8. Syd says:

    No need to worry about Helen Thomas. An attractive woman like that will land on her hooves.

  9. Syd says:

    By the way, if you rely on the New York Times for your news, you’ll find out about the Helen Thomas story in tomorrow’s paper. I guess it wasn’t a “progressive” story.

  10. jw says:

    Ahh, but, you see, Tony Snow IS seeing her go. And that tickles me to no end!

  11. Wayne Job says:

    Tar and feathers and exile are still an option.

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