In The Archives Of

…we find this heartfelt outreach

Sensitive, artistic-minded young Austrian professional with service background and exuberant dreams seeks like-minded bacon-friendly lady for 1000 year adventure of life, laughs and lebensraum

11 Responses to “In The Archives Of”

  1. major dad says:

    Look at Adolf, strikin’ a pose…

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    He’s showing that sensitive side of his.

    And some schmokin’ kneecaps.

  3. aelfheld says:


    Isn’t one of the reasons the Left likes him – besides the state control of pretty much everything and the mass murder of enemies – his purported vegetarianism. Oh, and he liked dogs too.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Aelf, I believe that line is there to ensure that the Fraulein is not of a certain religious persuasion that has a disinclination towards a certain four-footed foodstuff.

    Or so my sources tell me.

  5. Ave says:

    Hitler’s vanity is news? I much prefer Liam Neeson’s kneecaps in “Rob Roy”.

  6. JeffS says:

    One problem with the bacon friendliness of Hitler — he was a vegetarian.

  7. nightfly says:

    His ‘stache is lopsided. It’s only one inch wide and it’s still lopsided.

  8. aelfheld says:

    MB, makes sense – in a bizarre, twisted fashion.

  9. Greg Newson says:

    He also hated cigarette smokers.Kinda like the Bizzaro
    world of San Francisco pseudo-liberal,” I’ll decide what’s good for you but,I believe in freedom,” leeches.

  10. Jim - PRS says:

    Gefaellst du meinen Lederhosen, Schatzie?

  11. Jim - PRS says:

    Oooopla. Should have been “Gefaellst dir …” Farookin’ German grammar.

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