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Sensitive, artistic-minded young Austrian professional with service background and exuberant dreams seeks like-minded bacon-friendly lady for 1000 year adventure of life, laughs and lebensraum
Fun | Mr. Bingley | 
February 16, 2012 8:37 am
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Look at Adolf, strikin’ a pose…
He’s showing that sensitive side of his.
And some schmokin’ kneecaps.
‘Bacon-friendly’?
Isn’t one of the reasons the Left likes him – besides the state control of pretty much everything and the mass murder of enemies – his purported vegetarianism. Oh, and he liked dogs too.
Aelf, I believe that line is there to ensure that the Fraulein is not of a certain religious persuasion that has a disinclination towards a certain four-footed foodstuff.
Or so my sources tell me.
Hitler’s vanity is news? I much prefer Liam Neeson’s kneecaps in “Rob Roy”.
One problem with the bacon friendliness of Hitler — he was a vegetarian.
His ‘stache is lopsided. It’s only one inch wide and it’s still lopsided.
MB, makes sense – in a bizarre, twisted fashion.
He also hated cigarette smokers.Kinda like the Bizzaro
world of San Francisco pseudo-liberal,” I’ll decide what’s good for you but,I believe in freedom,” leeches.
Gefaellst du meinen Lederhosen, Schatzie?
Oooopla. Should have been “Gefaellst dir …” Farookin’ German grammar.