“Lick My Swizzle Stick”?


I’m a sucker for bad pick-up lines.

4 Responses to ““Lick My Swizzle Stick”?”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    The best one I’ve heard is “How about playing a tune on my Oboe Of Love?”

  2. Not a pickup line, but still pretty amusing because it’s a (supposedly) true story:
    Weatherman [roughly paraphrased]: … and the storm dropped just a little bit of snow overnight.
    Female co-anchor: So where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?

  3. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! A Dunkin-Donuts Chocolate Creme-Filled to Mr. Summers!!!

  4. major dad says:

    “Lick my swizzle stick”? I guess calling him a needle dick is not too far off the mark.

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