“Lick My Swizzle Stick”?

Sorry.

I’m a sucker for bad pick-up lines.

4 Responses to ““Lick My Swizzle Stick”?”

1. The_Real_JeffS says:

   May 7, 2008 at 2:55 pm

   The best one I’ve heard is “How about playing a tune on my Oboe Of Love?”

2. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   May 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm

   Not a pickup line, but still pretty amusing because it’s a (supposedly) true story:
   Weatherman [roughly paraphrased]: … and the storm dropped just a little bit of snow overnight.
   Female co-anchor: So where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?

3. tree hugging sister says:

   May 7, 2008 at 3:59 pm

   BWAHAHAHAHA!!! A Dunkin-Donuts Chocolate Creme-Filled to Mr. Summers!!!

4. major dad says:

   May 7, 2008 at 4:01 pm

   “Lick my swizzle stick”? I guess calling him a needle dick is not too far off the mark.