Lille Hammered

Poor DSK! The life, she is more complicated now, no?

LILLE, France (Reuters) – Former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn was taken in for questioning on Tuesday by police investigating an alleged prostitution ring run out of the northern French city of Lille.

…The probe is focused on a prostitution ring that allegedly supplied clients of Lille’s luxury Carlton hotel. Police want to establish whether Strauss-Kahn knew that women at sex parties he attended in Paris and Washington were prostitutes.

Were I ever to attend “sex parties” with a bunch of 50+ year old men and mid-20s young ladies I for one would certainly be shocked SHOCKED I tell you to even consider the idea that the young ladies might be “prostitutes.”

Stunned, even.

Update: His lawyer raises an interesting point

“He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you’re not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman,” his lawyer, Henri Leclerk, told French radio Europe 1 in December.

I think there may be quite a few fellows willing to put that challenge to the test.

Purely in the interest of Science and the Pursuit of Justice, mind you.

9 Responses to “Lille Hammered”

  1. JeffS says:

    Well, maybe nubile young women are starting to prefer mature older men, Mr. Bingley. Similar to the “cougar” fetish of certain young men.

    Although a party full of nubile young women matched by equal numbers of 50+ year old men does seem a trifle…..odd.

    Still, it could happen. I wouldn’t bet on it. But it could happen.

  2. Wait just a moment! They wouldn’t be there for … love? What the hell is the world coming to?!

  3. JeffS says:

    Regarding the update….if you need another impartial judge (and you WILL need at least one) of the motives of naked, nubile young women at sex parties, count me in.

    I am all for Science and the Pursuit of Justice, after all.

  4. aelfheld says:

    I’d be shocked if they weren’t prostitutes.

  5. nightfly says:

    My dear Henri, we have already established what these young naked women are. Now we are just haggling about the price.

  6. Fausta says:

    Off topic, but related to the title,
    Check out Lilyhammer on Netflix stream. Funny show.

  7. BlackDog says:

    I am 56 and I ALWAYS get hit by 20 year olds.
    Unfortunately it by my nephews when playing HALO.

  8. Michael Lonie says:

    One dead giveaway that the nubile young women are prostitutes is that you have to pay them money for their services. Perhaps M. DSK, being French, is too unsophisticated to realize this small fact.

  9. Greg Newson says:

    That Kahn guy is one slimy scumball.Him and Roman Polanski should share a cell together in Illuminati Hell.
    Although,I don’t believe he was guilty of rape in the NY
    case,he’s so sick it’s Karmic

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