Looming Government Shutdown, Three Wars Raging, Troops WON’T Get Paid: WHAT’S a PRESIDENT TO DO?

Get the fuck out of Dodge. Duh.

West Wing briefing: Obama headed out of D.C. as shutdown looms

A fiery President Obama insisted Tuesday after that if he and congressional leaders couldn’t reach a deal to avert a government shutdown, “I want a meeting again tomorrow here at the White House.”

“I will invite the same folks that we invited today,” he added. “And if that doesn’t work, we’ll invite them again the day after that. And I will have my entire team available to work through the details of getting a deal done.”

Obama’s team may not include the president himself. Despite the impasse in Washington over federal spending, the president as of early Wednesday was scheduled to give two speeches outside of Washington: one on energy in the Philadelphia suburbs, then another Wednesday evening to a group of black political activists in New York.

True to form, that’s our guy. Skitter out like a cockroach. (Do you know the Post has a “POTUS Tracker” feature? Good luck keeping up with THAT thing.)

But this very same WaPo may have a fix(ative) ~ keep Obama “in the game”, as it were.

Or at least on his Imperial throne the premises long enough to hammer out a deal…

Man stuck to toilet seat in Md. Wal-Mart

Elkton police say a man became stuck to a department store toilet seat after someone spread glue on it.

It happened Thursday evening at the Wal-Mart in Elkton. Officials refused to say how long the man was stuck before he was able to get help.

Come on. How many times have you heard people say, “Somebody needs to glue his ass in the Oval Office!“?

You KNOW they have.

4 Responses to “Looming Government Shutdown, Three Wars Raging, Troops WON’T Get Paid: WHAT’S a PRESIDENT TO DO?”

  1. nightfly says:

    Wouldn’t a government shutdown also include not being able to pay for things like Air Force One and lavish day trips? Way to lead from the back, Mr. President.

  2. major dad says:

    No dick, no balls, no clue and no sense of the real world. I could go on but you get the picture. God this guy just doesn’t get it.

  3. JeffS says:

    ‘Fly, that depends on how his budget was appropriated. But for the same of APPEARANCE, yeah, you’d think he’d show a little discretion. Except that he lost any chance of that when he married Michelle.

    “Somebody needs to glue his ass in the Oval Office!“

    Actually, we need to KICK his ass OUT of the Oval Office. 2012 can’t come soon enough.

  4. kcruella101 says:

    His NY appearance is with Al Sharpton

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