major dad and I Were Going to Go See It In An Hour or So

But NOW it just sounds offensive.

American Sniper promotes unrealistic beauty standards for babies http://t.co/8q6GUOvhMn pic.twitter.com/LgBcDSFNWy

— Jezebel (@Jezebel) January 19, 2015

**insert eyeroll**

Seriously. It’s NOT The Onion, either.

ths update:

@MarkHarrisNYC hate to ruin the fun but real baby #1 showed up with a fever. Real baby #2 was no show. (Clint voice) Gimme the doll, kid.

— jason hall (@jasonhall8675) December 30, 2014

AND the explanation for the doll, BWAHAHAHAHA!.

3 Responses to “major dad and I Were Going to Go See It In An Hour or So”

1. aelfheld says:

   January 19, 2015 at 4:23 pm

   Jezebel makes The Onion look sober.

2. Gunslinger says:

   January 19, 2015 at 5:31 pm

   Jezebel makes Charlie Manson look rational.

3. Kathy Kinsley says:

   January 19, 2015 at 7:25 pm

   I’ve only read this one, but I must say that Jezebel is prime satire – I HOPE!