Makes Things More Better

Thank god we have someone so eloquent in the White House for a change

THE PRESIDENT: Good morning, everybody. Obviously, over the last couple of days, the debate here in Washington has been dominated by issues of debt limit, but what matters most to Americans, and what matters most to me as President, in the wake of the worst downturn in our lifetimes, is getting our economy on a sounder footing more broadly so the American people can have the security they deserve.

Er, ok.

And what the hell is this constant “headwind” crap that pops up in every DNC-scripted utterance?

I miss the good-old days of “focusing like a laser beam.”

13 Responses to “Makes Things More Better”

  1. aelfheld says:

    The only thing Teh One ‘focuses on like a laser beam’ is his reflection in the mirror.

  2. JeffS says:

    Maybe TOTUS has been hacked?

  3. mojo says:

    That’s not like a “wide stance”, I hope…

  4. nightfly says:

    Reducklicans won’t raise the duck ceiling, so the worst economic duckturn in our lifetime continues.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Like combining TSA with the IRS mojo?

  6. mojo says:

    Yeah, they kick your teeth out, then cite you for mumbling.

  7. Winston Smith says:

    Thank you mojo – you put that succintly.

  8. David Crawford says:

    Well, wouldn’t a strongly focused laser beam be able to cut through a head-wind. I mean if you spent enough money making that laser strongly focused enough and all. But then if the strongly focused laser beam had to travel down a road with bumps in it maybe then it couldn’t stay focused strongly enough. Or am I just talking out my ass here? (You know, like a certain president I could name.)

  9. Gunslinger says:

    “in the wake of the worst downturn in our lifetimes, is getting our economy on a sounder footing more broadly”

    A very important thing in this ever-changing world in which we live in.

  10. Ave says:

    I agree, women need to run our country.

  11. major dad says:

    Careful what you wish for Ave.

  12. Ave says:

    Gotcha md, like NOT Michele Bachmann.

  13. major dad says:

    Exactly Ave…

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