Momma Pajama Rolled Out of Bed

“And went down to the po-lice station…”

Let’s play “guess the party“, shall we…?

…[blanketyblank] News reported that Governor [blanketyblank]’s fifteen year-old son was arrested for possession of a stolen credit card after police officers caught him shooting dice near his [blanketyblank] school. When officers searched his belongings, they found a credit card in someone else’s name, traced it, and determined it was stolen. BNO News has not yet been able to independently confirm this.

Singing me ‘n Julio down by the schoolyard.
(You said “Republican” first, didn’t you???)

4 Responses to “Momma Pajama Rolled Out of Bed”

  1. mojo says:

    I guess he didn’t see that coming…

  2. major dad says:

    I’m sure he is taking a dim view of this.

  3. JeffS says:

    Oh, come now, people! The governor is merely blinded by love.

    Sorta kinda on thread, but I clicked on this with more than a little fear that the name “Bingley” might be prominent.

    Fortunately, that didn’t happen, and Mr. B’s gubernatorial dreams remain undiminished.

  4. Gary from Jersey says:

    Are you sure, Jeff? We’ve never seen those two together.

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