Monday Tuesday Doom!

Stock markets pummeled world-wide yesterday, US markets due quite a bit lower today. Lashing wind and torrential rain assailing us at every turn, locusts sighted on the horizon…

Never fear, Dear Friends, in our Hour Of Need we shall get the Laser Focused Jobs Speech #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 and he really really means it this time.

Let’s get a drinking game organized. Do a shot every time he says “investments in our future” and “green jobs” and two shots every time he says “live within our means.”

Anything else I’m missing?

Oh, and two shots for “fair share”, of course.

9 Responses to “Monday Tuesday Doom!”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    It’s Bush’s fault.
    It’s the tsunami.
    It’s bad luck.
    Michelle borrowed the plane.
    You’ve made enough.

    This is gonna be one long drunk.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Ah, good call, Gary. Keyword: some variation on “inherited”.

  3. JeffS says:

    How about a round of Obama’s Job Speech BS Bingo?

    H/T: Theo Spark.

  4. aelfheld says:

    I don’t know that my liver can take that much abuse.

  5. Dave E. says:

    Clean energy.
    Partisan and “country before party.” Those are doubles.

  6. Gunslinger says:


    That one alone will lead to alcohol poisoning.

  7. nightfly says:

    I’m going to just go ahead and pass out drunk now. But don’t let me hold y’all back.

  8. I, Me, and My.
    The (un)holy trinity.

  9. Mark says:

    What Gunslinger said… Every time he says “I” guzzle whatever you got.

    You’ll miss most of the speech and wake up just in time for the 4th quarter. Probably.

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